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Mammy water power......... by snazzydawn(f): 3:28pm On Oct 27, 2005
Some passengers where travelling by sea from Nigeria to Cameroun so to kill boredom,they began to sing choruses.They were singing the song below
Jesus power,super power2ce
Ogboni power,powerless power2ce
when the chorus leader now went
"but mammy water power",they responded rather fearfully"mmmmmm mmmmmmm!!!2ce
Oh ye of little faith!!!
Re: Mammy water power......... by layi(m): 4:52pm On Oct 29, 2005
Nice one
Re: Mammy water power......... by hotangel2(f): 6:22am On Nov 18, 2005
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Mammy water power......... by icingbaby(f): 3:15am On Nov 20, 2005
funny cheesy
Re: Mammy water power......... by tolutope(m): 8:17pm On Nov 22, 2005
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy
Re: Mammy water power......... by bagoma(f): 10:59pm On Nov 22, 2005
it is funny. hahahaa grin grin cheesy
Re: Mammy water power......... by Rolly: 5:39pm On Nov 25, 2005
funny grin grin grin grin
Re: Mammy water power......... by chillin(f): 11:04pm On Nov 25, 2005
dat was funnyy snazzydawn....u alwayz gatt gud stuffs gurl.... lol them dey fear 2 die! lol.. God is with us mehn!!!
Re: Mammy water power......... by ThugLife1(m): 12:07am On Apr 30, 2008
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
mammy water power,powerless power
Re: Mammy water power......... by fairmystiq(f): 11:19am On Aug 31, 2010
after reading countless dumb un humourous jokes, i at least laughed at this one. keep it up. lol grin
Re: Mammy water power......... by 1stknight(m): 11:24am On Aug 31, 2010
U try
Re: Mammy water power......... by StudioCFR(m): 11:54am On Aug 31, 2010
Lol
Re: Mammy water power......... by babyme1(f): 11:58am On Aug 31, 2010
I can imagin mammy water coming at them shocked shocked shocked

Does such really exist
Re: Mammy water power......... by StudioCFR(m): 12:00pm On Aug 31, 2010
Na me u dey ask?
Re: Mammy water power......... by babyme1(f): 12:26pm On Aug 31, 2010
Ehn now. I hear say mammy water na ur neighbour shocked
Re: Mammy water power......... by StudioCFR(m): 12:28pm On Aug 31, 2010
Na u she dey ask about all da time na lol
Re: Mammy water power......... by Vic2k3(m): 12:30pm On Aug 31, 2010
Babymoi ;d
Re: Mammy water power......... by babyme1(f): 12:31pm On Aug 31, 2010
Vick take ur time. Stop stalking me angry
Re: Mammy water power......... by Vic2k3(m): 12:36pm On Aug 31, 2010
Babymoi i can't take my eyes off u cos i'm in love wit u(i love u by Psquare)
Re: Mammy water power......... by Kunbee: 12:45am On Sep 05, 2010
Who wan die cheesy
Re: Mammy water power......... by whiteroses(f): 4:09pm On Sep 08, 2010
lool even if 20 tb joshua dey inside i for shut up still
Re: Mammy water power......... by hectorswag(m): 6:40pm On Sep 08, 2010
baby.me:

I can imagin mammy water coming at them shocked shocked shocked

Does such really exist

go Edo state! grin
Re: Mammy water power......... by whiteroses(f): 7:30pm On Sep 08, 2010
hectorswag:

go Edo state!  grin
tongue na chickie water dey edo, go to calabar you go find the mamasita's of water grin buh yeah they exist no one knows for sure who or what they do but mamiwaters are one of the many demons in nigeria n ppl generally call them witches.
one mamiwater real story i know, she's butt ugly you'd think she has aids, but whatever guy she fancies would think shes soo hot like beyonce grin until he sleeps with her, he then starts jumping from calamity to calamity. sorry i kno u dint ask 4 story lol
Re: Mammy water power......... by StudioCFR(m): 7:40pm On Sep 08, 2010
I'm beginning to suspect u whiteroses lol
Re: Mammy water power......... by hectorswag(m): 8:02pm On Sep 08, 2010
Studio CFR:

I'm beginning to suspect u whiteroses lol

grin grin grin grin grin abi ooo!!!!
Re: Mammy water power......... by StudioCFR(m): 8:46pm On Sep 08, 2010
Follow follow - lol
Re: Mammy water power......... by whiteroses(f): 10:30pm On Sep 08, 2010
^^u no get respect all oh dem dey kiss your a/ss you dey fart lol
Re: Mammy water power......... by StudioCFR(m): 10:43pm On Sep 08, 2010
Lol - why dem no go kiss my fresh as.s - u think sey everybody get craw craw for body like u
Re: Mammy water power......... by EfemenaXY: 1:18am On Sep 09, 2010
**Sings: Mamy water cash studio, cash studio, cash studio!!! **

grin grin grin
Re: Mammy water power......... by hectorswag(m): 1:22am On Sep 09, 2010
cry
Re: Mammy water power......... by StudioCFR(m): 7:59am On Sep 09, 2010
I'm fully aware of my celebrity status- - eversince i climbed to fame, women never let me rest.

Anywhere dem gather, na my name dey dia mouth.
Re: Mammy water power......... by hectorswag(m): 8:03am On Sep 09, 2010
dey hia dey deceive yasef tongue tongue tongue



i knw say i dey find trouble cheesy

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