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Boko Haram Bombs Aba *hilarious* by ishiamu(m): 6:52am On Sep 11, 2015
**BreakingNews******
A Boko haram member was sent to destroy Aba city by
bombing.
The guy dropped at MCC junction, worked down mcc road,
he got
confused and returned back to the junction.
He then entered a keke that passed ABIAPOLY and noticed
as the
road was patched with 'cement', he got confused again and
dropped
at BATA.
He entered a Keke that took him to Ogbor hill where he
dropped at
Ukaegbu junction towards GALLARY HOTEL, he worked
down the
road and got confused again,
He once again took another Keke to Port Harcourt road,
along the
road, he became as confused as never before.
He picked up his phone and called Abubakar Shakau who
was
shocked that the suicide bomber was still alive and
demanded to
know why he has not bombed a place.
The Boko haram man that was sent to bomb Aba said to his
oga.
"Oga from the way I de see this city, e be like say we don
bomb this
place before'.

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Re: Boko Haram Bombs Aba *hilarious* by 48noble(m): 6:55am On Sep 11, 2015
Rebuilding Abia to the confusion of enemies of the state. OVI
Re: Boko Haram Bombs Aba *hilarious* by Chinaimporter: 7:07am On Sep 11, 2015
Lol

Pls this article about the black mans iq should go to the frontpage at least to show that we can equal the whites

https://www.nairaland.com/2429942/iq-gap-no-longer-black#37891332
Re: Boko Haram Bombs Aba *hilarious* by Mrbigman1(m): 7:14am On Sep 11, 2015
Lwkmd
Re: Boko Haram Bombs Aba *hilarious* by senoreetah(f): 7:18am On Sep 11, 2015
lol
Re: Boko Haram Bombs Aba *hilarious* by orisa37: 8:16am On Sep 11, 2015
What happened after?
Re: Boko Haram Bombs Aba *hilarious* by trybe(m): 10:44am On Sep 11, 2015
Hahahahah! Aba don die

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Re: Boko Haram Bombs Aba *hilarious* by sandave(m): 4:15pm On Sep 11, 2015
op I swear if I catch......consider ur nose out cause am taking it out with just a blow........#bleep u

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