Six Laughs:
No1: A man was so jealous of his newly born baby
that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she
was asleep. The next day their driver died of
poisoning. ******************************
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No2: A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling
people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked his Dad
why. He answered, "so that when I am dead, no
one will sleep with your mum." ***************
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No3: A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said
"sir. you are my witness you know I never wear
panties!"
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No4: Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old
catches them. Son says: "What are you doing?" Ask the son. Father: "I’m putting petrol in your Mom."
Son: " Which means Mom’s engine is taking too
much petrol cause Mr. Zwane just put some in
yesterday!" Mother fainted!!!!
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No5: A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute
approached his wife & whispered, "You must
DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn't
pay. ************************************
No6: An 8 year old boy is accused of rape. In court
his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, "Your Honour see this, can he rape* with
this tiny tot?"The boy whispers, "Don't shake it,
we'll lose the case!" ***************
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good 1, no 6 really got me laughing