A guy dies and goes to heaven. He sees a guard who has watches. The guy askes the guard what are the watches for? The guard says these watches are designated to the person and everythime that person lies the watch moves to the right. The guy asked if he could see George Washington watch? The guard shows it, it only moved to the right once. Can I see Abrahamn Licoln watch? It only moved twice to the right which means he only lied 2 times. Can I see George Bushes watch? The guard says I’m very sorry, you can’t see it because Jesus is using it as a ceiling fan.It moves too speedily.

sweet.

lol

fanx

mention it

i got sour throat

Or Mouth Cancer

Dats right. . .

Me! I were not there (correct engris) walahi ba tureshi ne

Dan boru ba u soooo much shege yanriya. Akwai turenshe wel wel

Walahi.Na kadan kadan I understand. Ds wey u dey mention Dirru Natshe

Sorry Duri Natshe

lmao

Tyty are u sure? poop go commot oo!

really? that implies that he lies in every statement he makes BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

@newbie
pls keep that expired kiss to yerself

i hate kisses

i cnt let out my secret

@ Clemcy,

U hate kisses simply because of your untreatable mouth-odour.Abi?

@Clem, Nwanne mmadu, is it you that is this ?? lol

what tha heck? clem don dey form since

me form lol see yer miserable lyfe??

@
aristole i dont hate halitosis, but the one u emit is enuf to make a cadava come back to life.

ROFLMAO =))

Stand up and stop rolling in the sand jor! The new pinafore wey i just buy for u!

@ Clemcy.

Sorry,Letting d secret out was a mistake.Ok?

i bet i cant telu any secret

@aristole
no it wasnt, i actually appreciate it, but my joy is that ur own case is more severe and chronic than mine

@ Clemcy
sorry! U still dey vex.Ur words sound so harsh ok?Be a man

Wow! The typical conversation in the psych ward!