[9/10, 10:32 AM] ‪+234 803 481 9780‬: Pls Friend i need ur Advice;; Last night
wen I was asleep, I
mistakenly
forgot to close my mouth & a RAT
entered
my stomach through my mouth... The RAT has been
disturbing my stomach
since
morning.... It has eaten all d food left in
my stomach &
now eatin my intestine...
Please should I swallow CAT to kill d RAT or should I take
RAT
poison
[9/10, 10:56 AM] ‪+234 803 481 9780‬: A man was trying to show his 15 year old son
the danger in taking alcohol so he brought
earthworm and alcohol.
He poured the alcohol on the earth worm.
After a little while the worm dissolved and he
asked the child, "what lesson can you
learn from this?"
The boy replied, "when we take alcohol, we
won't have worms."
[9/10, 11:20 AM] Cesc: Are u 18yrs & above? Do u av a valid I'd passport?
can u
speak English & any other language? Are u looking
for
a 9am-3pm job with a monthly salary of #850,000
and a weekly allowance of 150,000? No work during
weekends & u only have to work halfday on fridays?
IF
u're interested in this job,pls contact me with ur full
details...SO THAT WE CAN LOOK FOR IT TOGETHER,COS
MESELF DEY FIND DAT KIND JOB....."lolzzzzzz see Dem

I didn't laugh, even though I just ate.