AirmirthDY:
I saw you there and I'm seeing you hear again, are you twice?

i want to join debating club that will be training people like us that want to become a lawyer in the FUTURES. what is your gender? I FORGOT IT AT HOME. even though i shall shy shall i shy for you. have you done your work. I DON DONE IT.

Back den in high school, d class rep went to report this girl to a teacher. The teacher askd him to goan call her. This girl started protesting that she didnt do what she was accused of. The next thing d class rep just opened his mouth and said, you did o, you didnt did it o, sha follow me
2. Cant rememember what led to it sha, but i sha made a statement, dont be enter bus

Lol

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Tazz22:
I went to bank to make some payment, school fee to be precise. I met a lady on the que, she ws so quiet. as a sharp guy, I thought she was one of the church girl. so I tried to force myself in front of her o boy see me see trouble. Me be like, excuse me ma, I was here. then she stared at me and said: u think am a foolish abi? Ok, because I was standing here jejely abi? do u knwn where I came from

lmao

I get plenty grammars die!! Back then when I was in sec sch
First it was my friend. I asked him "how many pen do u have?" he replied "I has two".. That same friend who now suppose to be boko haram leader also said in an argument about him being used to sleep in d class that (frustratingly) " oya continue be saying it" I almost die with laughter...
My biology teacher hmmmn, was explaining about animals (birds) in class and said "not all birds are fly"
My physics teacher wanted to pronounce "Portuguese" but pronounced it as "Portugush"
My civic edu teacher was teaching to topic selflessness and used a boy Segun as an example due to his character.. He said "Segun, u re a selflessness person"
lolzz!! that's all I can rem for now ;DI get plenty grammars die!! Back then when I was in sec sch
First it was my friend. I asked him "how many pen do u have?" he replied "I has two".. That same friend who now suppose to be boko haram leader also said in an argument about him being used to sleep in d class that (frustratingly) " oya continue be saying it" I almost die with laughter...
My biology teacher hmmmn, was explaining about animals (birds) in class and said "not all birds are fly"
My physics teacher wanted to pronounce "Portuguese" but pronounced it as "Portugush"
My civic edu teacher was teaching to topic selflessness and used a boy Segun as an example due to his character.. He said "Segun, u re a selflessness person"
lolzz!! that's all I can rem for now

Masterkolinks:
I get plenty grammars die!! Back then when I was in sec sch
First it was my friend. I asked him "how many pen do u have?" he replied "I has two".. That same friend who now suppose to be boko haram leader also said in an argument about him being used to sleep in d class that (frustratingly) " oya continue be saying it" I almost die with laughter...
My biology teacher hmmmn, was explaining about animals (birds) in class and said "not all birds are fly"
My physics teacher wanted to pronounce "Portuguese" but pronounced it as "Portugush"
My civic edu teacher was teaching to topic selflessness and used a boy Segun as an example due to his character.. He said "Segun, u re a selflessness person"
lolzz!! that's all I can rem for now ;DI get plenty grammars die!! Back then when I was in sec sch
First it was my friend. I asked him "how many pen do u have?" he replied "I has two".. That same friend who now suppose to be boko haram leader also said in an argument about him being used to sleep in d class that (frustratingly) " oya continue be saying it" I almost die with laughter...
My biology teacher hmmmn, was explaining about animals (birds) in class and said "not all birds are fly"
My physics teacher wanted to pronounce "Portuguese" but pronounced it as "Portugush"
My civic edu teacher was teaching to topic selflessness and used a boy Segun as an example due to his character.. He said "Segun, u re a selflessness person"
lolzz!! that's all I can rem for now

Tonynelson:
Mine was in sec scul our Dsp then saw three guys gisting at d odd hour so he shouted one of d guys name and said. Ibezim call those boys they are 3 numbers 1 is here remaining 2 numbers

This one too strong

AirmirthDY:

This one too strong

I ask yah help?

What happen to it? Izz it tear?

khayceezy:
I ask yah help?

What happen to it? Izz it tear?

It was during an exam and the teacher said "if i caught you cheating"

this happened between a junior student and a prefect, the junior saw some naira notes on the floor and while trying to pick it, the prefect told him to pick the money and hand it over to him, o boy come hear english, eventually a teacher saw them and asked them what happened

Teacher: what happened
junior student: what i see, he couldn't see, having seen, he saw, he now said i should mu wa which means bring it.

My physics teacher and he is always saying it confidently: "Am I lie?", "DAT one is not concern me" and many more. My chemistry teacher "Instead of dem to study architect to become architecture".

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dukeolumde:
My fellow Nairalanders, which GRAMMAR makes u laugh ur head out each time u remember it ??

I'll open the floor:

During our orientation camp in Bayelsa, one of our mates (a female) reported to the Hausa Soldier in charge of our platoon about her missing bucket and soap.

Girl: Sir they have stolen my bucket (sobbing seriously)
Hausa Soldier: Don't waary
Hausa Soldier: (In a bid to ask her if she can recognise her bucket he said..) Kaiiiiiii, IF I SEE MY BACKIT WILL U RESEMBLE IT??

back den when i was young a guy from my church was trying to toast my neighbour so he sent a letter through me, but u knw as a small sharp boy i read the letter among my church mate. these guy killed the letter with gbagaun dat i was so ashamed to deliver it.

lol. the funniest part of this shit, is dat the people pin pointing other people's error are also making sily errors. The fact is dat nobody is perfect one way or the other we make grammatical blunder, even the so called white men are exempted

tuzle:
lol. the funniest part of this shit, is dat the so called white men are exempted

Mine happened last year we we're in the cadet mess awaiting our turn for food..... after all d clowns Hv been served one bastard was entering the mess and the soldier in charge of food asked Where are you coming from the guy replied MAY I WAS NOT JUST COMING FROM THE DRILL SHED lolzzzz. Z not funny typing it buh it was funny hearing it at least after a blood thirsty P.T.

argument bw two guys guy a:who are you self?
guy b(pointing to himself): who are me?

stanley000:
argument bw two guys
guy a:who are you self?

guy b(pointing to himself): who are me?

Lol...

Back then in govt. College Keffi, one hausa boy spent his supposed sch fees and was reported to the principal by his dad, Principal: where is ur school fees?
Boy: na kashe (I have spent it)
Principal: come on! Speak English my friend, where is ur school fees?
Boy: I kill am ( the word KASHE means KILL)

Chibest2000:
Back then in govt. College Keffi, one hausa boy spent his supposed sch fees and was reported to the principal by his dad, Principal: where is ur school fees?
Boy: na kashe (I have spent it)
Principal: come on! Speak English my friend, where is ur school fees?
Boy: I kill am ( the word KASHE means KILL)

Lol...

greatbrian:
Mine happened last year we we're in the cadet mess awaiting our turn for food..... after all d clowns Hv been served one bastard was entering the mess and the soldier in charge of food asked Where are you coming from the guy replied MAY I WAS NOT JUST COMING FROM THE DRILL SHED lolzzzz. Z not funny typing it buh it was funny hearing it at least after a blood thirsty P.T.

Lol...

dukeolumde:
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Imata I be meaning no matter what