Someone was trying to say he likes eating native chicken to agric one, he now said he likes eating indigene chicken.

Dis wz btw mia siblings
my bro: chi nwa i will slapped u oh
my sis chi: hmm c dis 1 u av nt even think of thinking of starteding
til today i still wonder wat triggerd dat english

famousdad:
back in high school.... "if u like come, if u like don't come ,u are wasting ur money father"

lwkmd oooooo

Swegzfreak:
Na our physics teacher back then in secondary school o
.
Baba physics - have you been to the lab today
.
Me - No sir!
.
Baba physics - very bad boy, oya been to lab!

;Dweyrey re oo..

dukeolumde:
I grew up in a mini Barrack in Mafoluku Lagos where one of my Landlord's son Gamiu was always fond of a girl in d compound called Aminat. She was educated while
Gamiu was not and couldn't really express himself in English hence always spoke Yoruba, while Aminat always prefered to speak English.
Each time they saw each other Aminat will run away on sighting Gamiu. So one faithful evening Gamiu suddenly ran into her at the staircase:

Gamiu: Aminat o den se mi paa ooo (Meaning: Aminat ur not treating me well at all..)
Aminat: Ooooooh Gamiu leeeeave me jooooor
Aminat: Gamiu ur really stressing me joooor
Gamiu: (****Confused and suddenly burst out in English****) Mina wait nah, u think say I want to "RAGGABU" u

Abeg what category does the word ''RAGGABU''fall??

mehn na tha patrick obiagbhon birthday message i saw today,that guy has no chill at all

bayslw007:
Abeg what category does the word ''RAGGABU''fall??

Rape..

this one happened in church.
me and my guys were in church on dat faithful night for vigil as we were discussing we neva knew we are shouting and disturbing d papas insyd d church relaxing for d vigil not until this man came out and shout at us saying " why are u shouting lyk diz ehn dont you av table manners @ll "

I remember our geography teacher then,

He would say "Morrocco, Morrobbo!!!!

, he tinmk say we no hear

An Israeli doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so
advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it
in
another, and have him looking for work
in 6 weeks." A British doctor says: "That is nothing; we can
take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 weeks." A Canadian doctor says:
"In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take
half a
heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them
both looking for work in 2
weeks." A Nigerian doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way behind...... We just took a man with NO brain,
made him President, and now the
whole country is looking for work. #ComedyLOLNaija visit www.comedylol.ng f more jokes

PreciousOfLive:
An Israeli doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so
advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it
in
another, and have him looking for work
in 6 weeks." A British doctor says: "That is nothing; we can
take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 weeks." A Canadian doctor says:
"In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take
half a
heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them
both looking for work in 2
weeks." A Nigerian doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way behind...... We just took a man with NO brain,
made him President, and now the
whole country is looking for work. #ComedyLOLNaija visit www.comedylol.ng f more jokes

U just fuuuucked my evening with laughter...Thanks alot

A rich illetrate man wanted to make love to his wife, each time he tried to insert his JT into his wife's Hot Sport their
6yrs old son(Junior) would come into their room with a complain. After trying 6 times he got angry because he knew
Junior would still return. Evidently Junior came in the last time for that evening...

Dad: Junior eheeen
Junior: Dad can I play with u?
Dad: No!
Junior: Can I play with Mummy??
Dad: Noo!!
Junior wanted to ask another question and the father (in a bid to ask him to go to his room) out of anger, shouted on top of his voice...
Dad: 'Ooooooohhhooooo, Junior comon get inside my face'....

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mine was when I toasted a young girl in my school and she told me that she is a widow. she thought a widow is a big girl that don't date young boys...
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bigboyobi:
mine was when I toasted a young girl in my school and she told me that she is a widow. she thought a widow is a big girl that don't date young boys...
I rep www.abooksglobe..com

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After we don provoked d Nigga...Next thing he did was, looked out fr cutlass and Say,"i will cut my Head"

my happened way back in jss1. we had this introduction to technology teacher then that was very serious. In class then; nobody dares fail a question. so on this day he got to class as always in time and asked everyone to stand up. only if you get the answer he asks before you would u seat. Everyone was scared cos this teacher knew how to use a cane on your buttocks. he kept going around asking questions and most failed it...the next question he asked the class i had read it but unluckily forgotten...without thinking my hands were opening my notebook stylishly to peep, he caught me and from the back he shouted like:
teacher :on jale (ur stealing in yoruba)
me: waving my hands in pardon..i said " uncle am not jale-ing oo

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My grandma rates this concept very fun :-)