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| Na By Force To Marry ? by bababuff(m): 11:26am On Apr 09, 2009 |
During a wedding reception; the groom was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and this is what he came up with: 1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings. 2. Special appreciation to my Landlord who lent us his Car. 3. I am most grateful to my boss for approving the loan I used for my wedding suit. 4. Big thanks to the Community of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf. 5. Also to my brother?s wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown and for my sister for lending her shoes to my wife. 6. Am so grateful to the Cake designer for the Cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or eating out of it. 7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for Those who were served food good luck and for Those who didn?t get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication (hopefully next year). 8. Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music as well as entertain us all here, today. 9. Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me. 10. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage. 11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to cook and dance. 12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palm fronds. 13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo drinks. 14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for the Camera man. 15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don't experience what I suffered for this wedding. Na wa O! Please, feel free to write your comments |
| Re: Na By Force To Marry ? by romsky: 11:28am On Apr 09, 2009 |
d joke be lyk wetin u go call music of d 60's in 90's abi 20th century fashion in 31st century |
| Re: Na By Force To Marry ? by Lolabbey: 11:29am On Apr 09, 2009 |
i gt tired of readin dis many years ago  |
| Re: Na By Force To Marry ? by bababuff(m): 11:54am On Apr 09, 2009 |
romade: So? old wine in new bottle.  |
| Re: Na By Force To Marry ? by bababuff(m): 11:56am On Apr 09, 2009 |
Lolabbey: Let's pretend this is your history class. |
| Re: Na By Force To Marry ? by romsky: 12:02pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
real wah |
| Re: Na By Force To Marry ? by Lolabbey: 12:05pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
babafuff carry on |
| Re: Na By Force To Marry ? by romsky: 12:07pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
diesel don finish 4 him suzuki |
| Re: Na By Force To Marry ? by Lolabbey: 12:12pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
too bad,i beta stop anoda bike shouts loud okada okada okada |
| Re: Na By Force To Marry ? by romsky: 12:21pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
omo eko 2 d core |
| Re: Na By Force To Marry ? by Lolabbey: 2:12pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
jaa si now |
| Re: Na By Force To Marry ? by romsky: 3:57pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
so long i no jasi konga |
| Re: Na By Force To Marry ? by clemcykul(f): 4:40pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
that guy must be daniluv |
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