Make we nac am sharp sharp as E dey HOT

1. Na for old age ashawo dey know the
value of pikin.
2. Woman wey never see problem... Na im
dey still hold breast run.
3. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear
pant sleep.
4. Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, Na later
é go hear am.
5. Na for afternoon dem dey find black
goat.
6. Weather hot!! É No mean say fowl go lay
boiled egg.
7. EYE WEY DEY CRY DEY SEE ROAD.
8. Pikin wey him mama back cross water,
wey say him march fish, wetin him mama
go march?
9. Small pikin wey dem carry for back no
know say the journey far.
10. Person wey don faint before no be
stranger to death.
11. Person wey chop belle full, no know
wetin hungry man dey see.
12. No be as woman dey close eye enjoy
sex she dey enjoy labour pains.
13. Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut poo.
14. Lizard wey fall from tall iroko tree, if
nobody hail am!! é go hail himself
15. Toto water small, but é reach prick take
baff.
16. IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO BOYFRIEND,
SHE GO TAKE BOYFRIEND DO HUSBAND.
17. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam bad luck.
18. Na cricket tell him children say, No
matter how ground strong, Them no go
sleep outside.
19. Pikin wey say him mama no fine they
use style call him papa blind man.
20. No be eye wey dem take chop eba dem
take dey share meat.
21. Person wey use Elephant set trap, na
him know wetin he wan Catch.
22. When Breeze Blow Fowl Yash Go Open.
23. STUDENT WEY READ NA HIM SERIOUS,
BUT STUDENT WEY PASS NA HIM KNOW
BOOK.
24. Dem no dey tell tortoise say race don
start.
25. Dem no dey tell blind man say salt no
dey for food.
26. Before you see monkey, monkey don
see you.
27. Thief wey jump fence enter house
where owner dey wait for am, no go jump
again.
28. If pikin say he sabi die, him papa sef go
tell am say him sabi bury.
29. Na wetin dey sweet for goat mouth, Na
im dey kill am.
30. If e be like say everybody dey craze" na
you dey craze.
31. Meat wey you dey forbid, no use your
teeth cut am.
32. My thing and our thing no be the same
oh.
33. Na happiness dey make prick stand
34. Na as goat stand for market dem dey
price am.
35. Craze no hard to form, na the trekking
be wahala.
36. Its a small world!! No mean say you fit
trek from Naija go London.
37. No matter how hot your temper be, e
no fit boil beans.
38. Chicken wey run from Borno go Ibadan
go still end up inside pot of soup.
39. Today’s newspaper na tomorrow
Suya wrap.
40. Akara and moi moi get the same
parent, na wetin dem pass through make
dem different.

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[size=13]my personal favourite -toto water small but e reach priick take baff[/size] lalasticlala, ben13, dani1luv, the world needs to see this. ***MODIFIED*** lemme drop my own [size=15pt]person wey use Camera360 snap picture, still edit am, Nogo Fit Make Heaven[/size]

@OP thanks 4 cracking my ribs

21. Person wey use Elephant set trap, na
him know wetin he wan Catch.

aeroplane?

Mods do d needful mek odaz follow laff..


Lalasticlala..

Pikin wey say me go laff for dis post don dey laff already

41. If madman don beat ur mama before she go run if she see mechanic 42. Cow wey dey hurry to travel go America go come back as corned beef 43. Pikin wey use agbada start to blow guy go talk wetin he go wear when he old 44. If life dey show you pepper take am do pepper soup. 45. To give monkey tea easy but to collect the cup na wahala

Any day wey small pikin catch bush rat, he go say make everybody cook him own soup.

Who nor want trouble when e dey eat make e nor buy ingredients for credit

Looooool.