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Re: You Think You're Smart? by sylve11: 4:37pm On May 22, 2009
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cool
Re: You Think You're Smart? by mykali(m): 6:13pm On May 22, 2009
@bliss
John doe or john dough?
Re: You Think You're Smart? by viclee009: 6:32pm On May 22, 2009
the answer is RAIN.
Re: You Think You're Smart? by mykali(m): 7:35pm On May 22, 2009
blissieng:

I fit daisy like a glove, people say I might be a hazard self!

I walk bow legged, yep I rustle cows, I am a popular john!

my name also is a means to settle disputes.

who am I


blissieng: A person's name

@viclee

your answer is not quite right . . .
Re: You Think You're Smart? by mykali(m): 7:42pm On May 22, 2009
mykali: Riddle 4:

i'm your enemy and i'm your friend, i can kiill you or keep you safe.

nobody has given me an answer to that yet.
Re: You Think You're Smart? by blissieng(f): 9:20pm On May 22, 2009
no correct answer given yet,

Keep 'em coming guys.


@mykali

Is the answer gun? pls give more clues.
Re: You Think You're Smart? by D1KeleVra(m): 11:03pm On May 22, 2009
Don't mind them, they think them get brain tongue
Re: You Think You're Smart? by mykali(m): 5:30pm On May 23, 2009
@bliss

no. your answer woulda been correct. but the answer i want ''does not EXIST''

for your riddle, johnny cash?
@dayo

i better pass you tongue
Re: You Think You're Smart? by D1KeleVra(m): 10:57pm On May 23, 2009
You too like competition grin
Re: You Think You're Smart? by blissieng(f): 11:00pm On May 23, 2009
johnny cash isnt correct.

What do u mean 'does not exist'?
Re: You Think You're Smart? by D1KeleVra(m): 11:12pm On May 23, 2009
Sharrap jo! You think u are smart? tongue
Re: You Think You're Smart? by blissieng(f): 8:01am On May 24, 2009
says the olodo!
Re: You Think You're Smart? by D1KeleVra(m): 8:07am On May 24, 2009
uhh! What-ever!! tongue
Re: You Think You're Smart? by blissieng(f): 8:10am On May 24, 2009
u no dey go church?
Re: You Think You're Smart? by D1KeleVra(m): 8:16am On May 24, 2009
in 15mins
Re: You Think You're Smart? by Lolabbey: 10:54am On May 25, 2009
awon omo esu
Re: You Think You're Smart? by sylve11: 11:57am On May 25, 2009
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go aggggggggggggggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn cool
Re: You Think You're Smart? by Lolabbey: 12:00pm On May 25, 2009
wink
Re: You Think You're Smart? by blissieng(f): 5:05pm On May 26, 2009
Answer to riddle: DUKE!

I fit daisy like a glove, people say I might be a hazard self!--Daisy Dukes Fits tight on the batty/ Duke of Hazzards

I walk bow legged, yep I rustle cows, I am a popular john!-John wayne-was the Duke in one of his films

my name also is a means to settle disputes. Duke it out

who am I DUKE
Re: You Think You're Smart? by D1KeleVra(m): 10:26pm On May 26, 2009
Duke Nukem nko?
Re: You Think You're Smart? by Backup: 12:55am On May 27, 2009
Night and Day!

Night falls but doesn't break and Day falls but doesn't break. Where is my gift grin grin

Now that's a genius grin grin grin
Re: You Think You're Smart? by D1KeleVra(m): 6:48am On May 27, 2009
waterfall nko? cheesy
Re: You Think You're Smart? by sylve11: 9:41am On May 27, 2009
e no dey cool
Re: You Think You're Smart? by Lolabbey: 12:30pm On May 27, 2009
u sure sey ur captain no hide under d bed?
Re: You Think You're Smart? by mykali(m): 3:17pm On May 27, 2009
Backup:

Night and Day!

Night falls but doesn't break and Day falls but doesn't break. Where is my gift grin grin

Now that's a genius grin grin grin

you no try at all. who give u genius? did you mean jean-use. grin
Re: You Think You're Smart? by mykali(m): 3:21pm On May 27, 2009
@bliss

your questions are very impossible  embarassed

how could i have known Daisy Dukes Fits tight on the batty 

is Duke it out a slang used in the UK. bcuz i aint ever heard of it.

remind me who john wayne is, and which of his movies was he a duke?

the answer to my 4th riddle is FEAR.

when i said ''it does not exist'', i meant it wasnt a tangible stuff, like gun was.
Re: You Think You're Smart? by blissieng(f): 3:30pm On May 27, 2009
ah! I see!

but how can fear keep u safe?
Re: You Think You're Smart? by mykali(m): 3:33pm On May 27, 2009
fear can keep you safe. if you fear going out at night, and decide to stay in the house instead, you'll be safe from the NIGHT CRAWLERS. grin
Re: You Think You're Smart? by blissieng(f): 3:36pm On May 27, 2009
right!
Re: You Think You're Smart? by mykali(m): 3:37pm On May 27, 2009
right. you see my riddle was simple enuff. cheesy
Re: You Think You're Smart? by sylve11: 3:42pm On May 27, 2009
cool
Re: You Think You're Smart? by Lolabbey: 4:47pm On May 27, 2009
u need it son,dis ur captain area dey too dusty

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