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Imagine Having This Kind Of Wife.. by Nature8(m): 11:49am On Sep 19, 2015

WIFE: Darling why are you home this early wearing such a long face?

Husband: Had a terrible day, I lost all my colleagues today at work..

WIFE: Oh God! What happened?

Husband: There was a fire outbreak down in the tunnel and everybody died..

WIFE: What a pity! Darling I thank God for keeping you alive, how did you make it out my dear?

Husband: Darling, it was God's work, my stomach was upsetting me so, I took a break to ease myself in the toilet..

WIFE: Darling, thank God you are alive, what would have happened to us? I feel so much pity for their families. So bad, how are they going to survive now?

Husband: My dear its a pity, but UNITED NATIONS has decided to give the families of the deceased 900 million each..

WIFE: What?!!!!! 900 million what? So because of your useless stomach upset and the foolish toilet and your refusal to die with your colleagues make me miss that money?? I beg if you don't want trouble, go back and die with your colleagues..

My question now is:
If you're the man, what will you do?? NATURE

Re: Imagine Having This Kind Of Wife.. by Obinovictor(m): 11:51am On Sep 19, 2015

I will ignore her foolishness

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Re: Imagine Having This Kind Of Wife.. by TheMainMan: 11:52am On Sep 19, 2015

Too bad..

Re: Imagine Having This Kind Of Wife.. by Nobody: 11:53am On Sep 19, 2015

The first thought that crossed my mind before opening this thread was 'God forbid' and Yes! God forbid! grin

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Re: Imagine Having This Kind Of Wife.. by Godmother(f): 11:56am On Sep 19, 2015

This can't happen joor. Even if the woman has such a foolish thought she will never voice it out.

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Re: Imagine Having This Kind Of Wife.. by Dotwillis1(m): 12:00pm On Sep 19, 2015

I will simply laugh at the joke

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Re: Imagine Having This Kind Of Wife.. by deadZONE: 12:03pm On Sep 19, 2015

I cant imagine such...

try people with low IQ.

like those above me.

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Re: Imagine Having This Kind Of Wife.. by McCarlito(m): 12:07pm On Sep 19, 2015

Godmother:
This can't happen joor. Even if the woman has such a foolish thought she will never voice it out.

My dear most women will voice out dis days
Meanwhile back to the question:
I will simply suggest and advise her to go to the site and join the dead so that I will be the one to collect the supposed money grin

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Re: Imagine Having This Kind Of Wife.. by skondo09(m): 12:08pm On Sep 19, 2015

deadZONE:
I cant imagine such...

try people with low IQ.
like those above me.

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Re: Imagine Having This Kind Of Wife.. by deewhone(f): 12:25pm On Sep 19, 2015

Godmother:
This can't happen joor. Even if the woman has such a foolish thought she will never voice it out.

Ma mind

Re: Imagine Having This Kind Of Wife.. by Godmother(f): 12:29pm On Sep 19, 2015

McCarlito:

My dear most women will voice out dis days
Meanwhile back to the question:
I will simply suggest and advise her to go to the site and join the dead so that I will be the one to collect the supposed money

In which case the man should know he is married to an evil person

Re: Imagine Having This Kind Of Wife.. by Flye: 12:35pm On Sep 19, 2015

This remind me of my childhood friend, her father had an accident and he survived but the girl complained that if her father had died in the accident, she too would have studied abroad because one of her uncle was a top CEO of a bank and he sent the children of one of her late uncle abroad to study. However that was then she can't even imagine she said that again.

Re: Imagine Having This Kind Of Wife.. by Cutehector(m): 12:36pm On Sep 19, 2015

Divorce

Re: Imagine Having This Kind Of Wife.. by BlackrulesDworld(m): 12:37pm On Sep 19, 2015

deadZONE:
I cant imagine such...

try people with low IQ.
like those above me.

The question is not logical, I can't too.

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Re: Imagine Having This Kind Of Wife.. by Nobody: 1:12pm On Sep 19, 2015

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Re: Imagine Having This Kind Of Wife.. by tonnyblair: 1:32pm On Sep 19, 2015

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Nature8:

WIFE: Darling why are you home this early
wearing such a long face?

Husband: Had a terrible day, I lost all my
colleagues today at work..

WIFE: Oh God! What happened?

Husband: There was a fire outbreak down in the
tunnel and everybody died..

WIFE: What a pity! Darling I thank God for
keeping you alive, how did you make it out my
dear?

Husband: Darling, it was God's work, my stomach
was upsetting me so, I took a break to ease
myself in the toilet..

WIFE: Darling, thank God you are alive, what
would have happened to us? I feel so much pity
for their families. So bad, how are they going to
survive now?

Husband: My dear its a pity, but UNITED
NATIONS has decided to give the families of the
deceased 900 million each..

WIFE: What?!!!!! 900 million what? So because of
your useless stomach upset and the foolish toilet
and your refusal to die with your colleagues
make me miss that money?? I beg if you don't
want trouble, go back and die with your
colleagues..

My question now is:

If you're the man, what will you do?? NATURE

Re: Imagine Having This Kind Of Wife.. by free2ryhme: 3:21pm On Sep 19, 2015

Nature8:

WIFE: Darling why are you home this early
wearing such a long face?

Husband: Had a terrible day, I lost all my
colleagues today at work..

WIFE: Oh God! What happened?

Husband: There was a fire outbreak down in the
tunnel and everybody died..

WIFE: What a pity! Darling I thank God for
keeping you alive, how did you make it out my
dear?

Husband: Darling, it was God's work, my stomach
was upsetting me so, I took a break to ease
myself in the toilet..

WIFE: Darling, thank God you are alive, what
would have happened to us? I feel so much pity
for their families. So bad, how are they going to
survive now?

Husband: My dear its a pity, but UNITED
NATIONS has decided to give the families of the
deceased 900 million each..

WIFE: What?!!!!! 900 million what? So because of
your useless stomach upset and the foolish toilet
and your refusal to die with your colleagues
make me miss that money?? I beg if you don't
want trouble, go back and die with your
colleagues..

My question now is:

If you're the man, what will you do?? NATURE

It is already obvious the wife's intention just get a divorce before she poison u in your sleep

Re: Imagine Having This Kind Of Wife.. by honestmike(m): 4:26pm On Sep 19, 2015

Nature8:

WIFE: Darling why are you home this early
wearing such a long face?

Husband: Had a terrible day, I lost all my
colleagues today at work..

WIFE: Oh God! What happened?
Lwkmd

Husband: There was a fire outbreak down in the
tunnel and everybody died..

WIFE: What a pity! Darling I thank God for
keeping you alive, how did you make it out my
dear?

Husband: Darling, it was God's work, my stomach
was upsetting me so, I took a break to ease
myself in the toilet..

WIFE: Darling, thank God you are alive, what
would have happened to us? I feel so much pity
for their families. So bad, how are they going to
survive now?

Husband: My dear its a pity, but UNITED
NATIONS has decided to give the families of the
deceased 900 million each..

WIFE: What?!!!!! 900 million what? So because of
your useless stomach upset and the foolish toilet
and your refusal to die with your colleagues
make me miss that money?? I beg if you don't
want trouble, go back and die with your
colleagues..

My question now is:

If you're the man, what will you do?? NATURE

Re: Imagine Having This Kind Of Wife.. by EfemenaXY: 5:12pm On Sep 19, 2015

Comedy at its peak.

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Re: Imagine Having This Kind Of Wife.. by Nobody: 8:11pm On Sep 19, 2015

in Chris Brown's voice, "this who'res ain't loyal"

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