WATCHING FOOTBALL with some wives can be very frustrating and stressful! Wife : Dipo, who's that guy? Is that Chris Brown? Husband: Chris Brown bawo? No na, that's Theo Walcott!! Wife: Hey! What's that yellow card for? Husband: It's a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch. Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar to a traffic light: Yellow - warning, Red - Stop. Husband: Yeah, yeah sure.. You are right!! Wife: What about the green card? Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in football. Wife: Which teams are these? Husband: Which kind wahala be this na?!! God! It's Arsenal and Chelsea. What again?! Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on? Husband: You no get eyes? No be red jersey be that? Wife: Ok..which team is putting on blue? Husband: (upset)...Omg! Haba! Wetin na? Don't you know its Chelsea? Wife: Hen hen? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup. Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal with world cup? Where you from sef? Wife: Take am easy na! Please who's that old man? Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach, Arsene Wenger. Wife: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger? Husband: You are silly. Wo, arabirin free me jare!! (Changes Channel to Africa Magic and left the house for a viewing center nearby!).... Wife: (Smiling to herself) If I don't do that, I won't be able to watch my favorite Telemundo

Lol! You are so right. I've already promised myself that I am going to have two parlours in my house in the future.Even my girl is becoming a headache already, especially during champions league matches.