1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3days. He's probably dead.
2. Someone is "Driving" since 5 days! I guess he hasn't reached Dubai!!!
3. Someone's status is "Happy" since 1month. Living in Paradise I guess?
4. Someone is always "Available". How free are you?
5. From first day their status is, "Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp" I Know, that's why you're on my list!
6. Someone writes "Urgent calls only". Don't get it... Are you in the police or ambulance service?
7. Someone says, "Can't talk, WhatsApp only". Dude then throw away your phone, you're not using the phone's Primary function.

8. Someone is "At the movies" for the past 6 weeks. Either he owns the theater or
sells popcorn there, just guessing
9. Someone's own "At school". What the hell are we gonna do about your being in
school, save us the story it's all yours not for us
10. Someone puts "Busy" for 2 months and a week. She must be very busy probably "picking beans" or breaking melons
11. This pisses off most "Battery about to die" for 3 consecutive months.

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In a meeting for 4 months, I guess he's in the meeting with angels

''At school' for 10 years now. O boy you better come back and start speaking grammar like Hon. Patrick
"Death is a mere ephemeral recumbent hibernation; an empyrean paradisiac rendezvous lies ahead"

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