When you buy your girlfriend
a phone, another man buys her
airtime. "That is division of
labour."
2. When you buy your girlfriend
underwear, another man
removes it. "That is separation of
powers."
3. When you pay your
girlfriend's fee, another man
pays her rent. "That is combined
business."
4. When your girlfriend says she
is not ready for sex, another
man makes her pregnant. What
do we call that?=p e tey I no do BC abeg>=-o

Lmao

but kinda true

But menh tat last one is wicked, there was 1 like that I dated, she was telling me the V stuff nau, as d learner wey me I be thn I mumunly beleive, wetin end mata? Anoda man impregnated her,evn anoda 1 I also dated tat claimed the V stuff, babe came 2 me when she was seeing her P, me did d needful, for my mind I don disV person pikin; it was lata I wz enlightened thn asked ha nd she did nt deny it, I don sufa 4 girls hand no b small

The babe washing plate be like "Bros u no see wetin I dey show u"

McCarlito:
The babe washing plate be like
"Bros u no see wetin I dey show u"

Bros she dey pour water for drum o... bt in all, na dsame message she dey pass sha