Many are the challenges of being a man in this life, especially in the 21st century. Major is the fact that we have to cope with the female folks who claim superiority without succumbing to the daily temptations of killing them.
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To the people who expect you to be responsible for your life and theirs and look longingly at your wallet.
The parents who expect you to marry because you need to keep the family name and give birth.
The many pretty and tempting girls you have to ignore daily so you don't get into trouble.
The troublesome beard you have to keep shaving just to look good.
The male friends who expect to pay for their round of drinks like you're father Christmas.
The crazy fellows who expect you to make love to every lady that sleeps over.
The siblings who wait daily on you to sort out their needs.
The girlfriends who expect you to be responsible for credits, outings, clothing and other personal needs.
The wives who expect you to work all day, drop all your salary and still be carpenter, mechanic, engineer, exterminator, vendor, while fulfilling bedroom duties.
The kids who expect school fees, feeding fees, pocket fees, latest toys, sweets, gadgets, and other allowances without caring how you get it.
The family who expect chicken, rams, cows and other goodies during festive seasons.
The annoying neighbour who's always taunting on how lacking you are.
The Mr eraks who's always coming to borrow money from you.
To the struggle of fulfilling civic duties.
The extended family members who expect you to send gestures in cash and kind.
The enemies envious of your position without caring how much hustle it took to get there.
To the female friends who expect you to be there for them always without caring how you do it.
The struggles of getting that attractive lady's number without appearing a desperate flirt.
The struggles of winning that ladies heart after being played several times or the girls who believe you're just as bad as every other guy.
The people who choose to blame you for their woes.
The people who think men are devils, women are angels.
The teacher who chooses to beat the guys and leave the girls.
Many are the challenges of being a man, and if lucky enough to be a woman, thank your stars.
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