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Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by nairaimporter: 10:55am On Dec 05, 2016
CORRUPTION, EXPLOITATION, PROTESTS AND ACCEPTANCE FEE

By Ojo Aderemi [04/12/16. 10:44]

A FICTION.

PROLOGUE.

A College was turned into a protest camp over the increment in fees. The Union leadership was pulled into action by a group of radical students who mobilized other students for riots. The Union president, Borodino, dashed into the Provost's office.

BORODINO: [sits] Good morning sir.

PROVOST: [continues sipping from his tea cup] Who asked you to sit down?

BORODINO: [frowns] Students are demanding for an explanation concerning the increment sir.

PROVOST: Which students?

BORODINO: Fresh students sir.

PROVOST: So why are you here?

BORODINO: They need to be represented by somebody.

PROVOST: I didn't ask any of you stale students to resume yet. So what's your bussiness here? Moreover, these ones are not yet full students.

BORODINO: But at least they are students sir. You really need to take this issue seriously sir. It is critical outside.

PROVOST: Listen young man, they are not yet members of your Union. So please leave my office. Whatever is critical about it will be resolved when the security unit gets organized.

BORODINO: I will be lynched if I step outside. Some of them could not pay. 50 percent increase is too much. At least allow a space for negotiation.

PROVOST: Mr. President, our College needs more money for development.

BORODINO: But the government is there to take care of all of that.

PROVOST: Do you want to kill the government?

BORODINO: [waxing mutinous] We shouldn't kill the people either. Sir, there is recession in town. 50 percent is too much. Moreover, you haven't given any definition for "acceptance fees". It looks to me like deliberate and meaningless exploitation of ordinary people.

PROVOST: Education is costly, son! If you want proper education be ready to spend. And watch your tongue.

BORODINO: If this was the case with your generation, you wouldn't be sitting there right now. Because you wouldn't have been able to pay. You enjoyed the best of education when it was free. If you need more money for the College, as you said, then you face the government with the intellectual capability you claim to have. We didn't want to respond with protests but it seems we were wrong sitting down and trying to understand the anti-people's policy.

EPILOGUE.

The Provost ordered Borodino out of his office.

Borodino stepped outside of the Provost's office and gave an electrifying speech to the angry students. The speech ended with;

"...by the power and authority vested in me through the mandate of the people I, hereby, declare an edu-sociological jihad and a crusade without repentance"

After a week of demonstrations, the federal government of the country ordered that the College be shut down. Days later, "acceptance fee" was scrapped from all universities in the country tagging it as "corruption tendency".

IT IS A SEROUS MATTER

Ojo Aderemi,
Ibadan, Nigeria.

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Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 11:13am On Dec 05, 2016
Fresh geology students chat me up on whatsapp to join the geology whatsapp group.
08128200178.
U can also call me.
Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by hardeiluxie: 2:01pm On Dec 05, 2016
bayino:
Fresh geology students chat me up on whatsapp to join the geology whatsapp group.
08128200178.
U can also call me.
Is the clearance process still ongoing?
Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by larabae13(f): 3:34pm On Dec 05, 2016
LordDecency:

Morning...
How did it go? The Duration and what file type?
Thanks
surprisingly, it went well. Itz frm 9-2 nd ur time won't be wasted. The file tag we're to use is being sold everywhere even at d clearance venue.

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Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by ruqqayah(f): 8:41pm On Dec 05, 2016
willjoe:
You must know that UI does not accept IJMB.
thank you, by do I need Agric to study Geology, and is my olevel OK
Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by LordDecency(m): 11:46pm On Dec 05, 2016
larabae13:
surprisingly, it went well. Itz frm 9-2 nd ur time won't be wasted. The file tag we're to use is being sold everywhere even at d clearance venue.
Alright Thanks.
Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by larabae13(f): 11:56pm On Dec 05, 2016
LordDecency:

Alright Thanks.
u welcome...wen is ur own clearance?
Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by Danzymatics: 6:38am On Dec 06, 2016
willjoe:
You must know that UI does not accept IJMB.

Thanks
Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by isaajibola(m): 8:36pm On Dec 06, 2016
*GREATEST UITES*

*Dear Freshmen*, congratulations on your admission into the Premier University, it's noteworthy to mention that your admission into this prestigious University, University of Ibadan which is widely believed to be the first and the best shows that you've proven to be academically minded & intellectually capable.

The Students' Union, University of Ibadan is responsible for protecting the rights of bonafide students, *as part of the plans of the Students' Union arm in integrating the Newly admitted students and updating them with official information as regards the school activities, "Whatsapp Groups" under the control of the Students' Union Assistant General Secretary has been created, these Whatsapp forums is expected to be strictly for Freshmen only so that you can table your request and relate with the union Executives freely via the Social media realm.*

Follow this link to join the WhatsApp group: https:///KTRez7vOfd92GofTYZtEUg

Or

Follow this link to join the WhatsApp group: https:///BSjzM4qmXTN8EQJ7hgAGzR

NOTE: This group is strictly for freshmen. *[It's the Official Student's Union Whatsapp page for Freshmen only]* Any stalite found in the group doing any form of campaign or political ballyhoo will be removed.

Thanks

Signed:
*Kadri Babarinde Kadri*
*Assistant General Secretary Students' Union, University of Ibadan*
Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by opy002(m): 9:22pm On Dec 06, 2016
For those who are done with clearance, Please, where are we going to get bio data and acceptance fee form as required in 2.?
Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by Adewhunmiiii(f): 9:42pm On Dec 06, 2016
opy002:
For those who are done with clearance, Please, where are we going to get bio data and acceptance fee form as required in 2.?

Your biodata is your acceptance fee form or vice versa.. You can get your acceptance fee form on your portal
Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by opy002(m): 1:36am On Dec 07, 2016
[Is acceptance form the same thing as acceptance fee form, becos I have d acceptance form already downloaded fron my portal.
Thanksquote author=Adewhunmiiii post=51697237]

Your biodata is your acceptance fee form or vice versa.. You can get your acceptance fee form on your portal [/quote]
Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by Adewhunmiiii(f): 7:43am On Dec 07, 2016
Wait ooh! Do you mean your acceptance form or acceptance receipt? What I know is that your acceptance form is the biodata.. It has your biodata
Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by opy002(m): 7:59am On Dec 07, 2016
Adewhunmiiii:
Wait ooh! Do you mean your acceptance form or acceptance receipt? What I know is that your acceptance form is the biodata.. It has your biodata
Thank u
Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by LordDecency(m): 11:05am On Dec 07, 2016
larabae13:
u welcome...wen is ur own clearance?
On the 9th December 2016....
Will you be there?
Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by Hallymarh: 1:08pm On Dec 07, 2016
When z d clearance gonna end
Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by larabae13(f): 5:28pm On Dec 07, 2016
LordDecency:

On the 9th December 2016....
Will you be there?
nope I dnt base in ib, I'm already at my house
Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by larabae13(f): 5:29pm On Dec 07, 2016
Hallymarh:
When z d clearance gonna end
12th of december
Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by LordDecency(m): 8:38pm On Dec 07, 2016
larabae13:
nope I dnt base in ib, I'm already at my house
Yhur house?
Where?cool
Are you the Landlady?
Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by LordDecency(m): 8:44pm On Dec 07, 2016
Which one is B001 and B003? undecided
Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by EMRYS1994: 10:04pm On Dec 07, 2016
has anyone who saw wrong jamb combination on thier portal initially been cleared.
Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by LordDecency(m): 10:15pm On Dec 07, 2016
Acceptance fee portal is not going through any solution ?
Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by larabae13(f): 10:35pm On Dec 07, 2016
LordDecency:

Yhur house?
Where?cool
Are you the Landlady?
yes na, ma popsy's house is myn na...ogun state (mowe)
Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by larabae13(f): 10:36pm On Dec 07, 2016
LordDecency:
Which one is B001 and B003? undecided
they're together, u jez fill it
Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by larabae13(f): 10:39pm On Dec 07, 2016
LordDecency:
Acceptance fee portal is not going through any solution ?
is it that ur portal isn't going through? Or u can't pay?
Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by LordDecency(m): 10:42pm On Dec 07, 2016
larabae13:
is it that ur portal isn't going through? Or u can't pay?
I feel relieved ... its giving negative responses.... Unable to pay and asking me to update cookies
Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by larabae13(f): 10:47pm On Dec 07, 2016
LordDecency:

I feel relieved ... its giving negative responses.... Unable to pay and asking me to update cookies
ahh, try and use mastercard nd male sure u knw wat u're doing
Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by LordDecency(m): 10:48pm On Dec 07, 2016
Is Security not the 3 numbers at the back? where am i making error...
Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by LordDecency(m): 10:50pm On Dec 07, 2016
larabae13:
ahh, try and use mastercard nd male sure u knw wat u're doing
thats what am using ... (Security) is it not the 3 number at the back ?
Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by larabae13(f): 10:52pm On Dec 07, 2016
LordDecency:

thats what am using ... (Security) is it not the 3 number at the back ?
yea I think so
Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by hamper247: 10:44am On Dec 08, 2016
hi folks....i didnt knw i was given admission untill i checked over again yesternyt[which was about d millionth tym i ve checked]...i applied as a DE agric/enviromental engineering student but i later discovered i was offered wood product engineering,,,,,my problem now is dat my clearance was supposed 2 be on 7th dec,but am not Presently in ibadan....pls folks s dere like an extension or is it mandatory 2 pay on d stipulated date?....i really need ur helps ASAP
Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by larabae13(f): 12:14pm On Dec 08, 2016
hamper247:
hi folks....i didnt knw i was given admission untill i checked over again yesternyt[which was about d millionth tym i ve checked]...i applied as a DE agric/enviromental engineering student but i later discovered i was offered wood product engineering,,,,,my problem now is dat my clearance was supposed 2 be on 7th dec,but am not Presently in ibadan....pls folks s dere like an extension or is it mandatory 2 pay on d stipulated date?....i really need ur helps ASAP
better start processing all ur documents and get to ui ASAP, itz nt mandatory it shldbe d stipulated date bt datdoesnt mean u shld come d last day of clearance. The clearance is closing on 12 I.e monday. So u've got today, tomorrow and monday to do ur clearance

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