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Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by Image123(m): 8:37pm On Oct 01, 2015
K9blunt:
@first .......good for you @last ...............not at ease with your kind! oh please get a grip! people like me just simply get tired of your type of people, jeez!
Hypocrite you still.
Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by MizJanet(f): 8:54pm On Oct 01, 2015
PastorOluT:


Obviously the msg of the cross is indeed foolishness to them that are perishing!


"The cross " ? , but we aint talking about cross here . The cluelesness of religiotards is getting stronger .
Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by Image123(m): 9:21pm On Oct 01, 2015
MizJanet:


"The cross " ? , but we aint talking about cross here . The cluelesness of religiotards is getting stronger .

The Bible is all about the cross as it were. It's the point of reference. You wouldn't understand if you've never been there.
Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by trapQ: 9:32pm On Oct 01, 2015
What business of yours is that? You don't believe in JESUS, fine and GOD but making a mockery of his followers is overly silly when infact you are the one heading in the wrong direction- the one of eternal damnation.

You have no business in church so why go there? Besides there was nothing hilarious about that testimony. The strongest most powerful instinct is that of survival.

Xtianity is not by force. We don't go about bombing or forcing our religion on people. We evangelize and you're free to turn a deaf ear.
MizJanet:



Imagiiine that ! Staying on earth a couple of EXTRA YEARS grin , so thats much more important than to be with Jesus ?





Bull.shit ! Will you go to New York now if you had the opportunity provided You got a relative thats gonna care for you in New York ?

- If yes , why didnt she embrace her oportunity to die instantly since jesus will care for you ?


- If no, that means you didnt trust your relative in new york , she didnt trust jesus ? I see OR you are not interested in going to NY , which means you aint interested in going to heaven ? That then means you dont belive what you preach .






This man, none of those who died at Hajj prepare for such , they didnt go to Mecca for the aim of dying .

A suicide bomber is not motivated by the desire to die , what motivates him or her is the Money ! The money is the TOP priority . Not a matter of been happy to die .

Infact , lets assume that a suicide embrace that opportuniy to die , WHY DO U GUYS SHOUT " BLOOD OF JESUS!!" when you meet the opportunities to die in a road accident . Lol , they will even start praying Not to die . " ooooooo jesus pls save us , we dont want to die , your sons must not die , " . grin Hypocrites .
Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by MizJanet(f): 9:51pm On Oct 01, 2015
trapQ:


What business of yours is that? You don't believe in JESUS, fine and GOD but making a mockery of his followers is overly silly when infact you are the one heading in the wrong direction- the one of eternal damnation.

You have no business in church so why go there? Besides there was nothing hilarious about that testimony. The strongest most powerful instinct is that of survival.

Xtianity is not by force. We don't go about bombing or forcing our religion on people. We evangelize and you're free to turn a deaf ear.

Stop derailing the thread pls . Its clear you didnt read the post . The Op didnt go to the church .
Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by MizJanet(f): 9:54pm On Oct 01, 2015
Image123:


You have no idea, heaven is real and i want to go there.
What business are you on about? The fact is clear for you to reason instead of hiding behind that finger of yours.


Dont worry, You will go to heaven tonight .
Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by Image123(m): 11:47pm On Oct 01, 2015
MizJanet:

Dont worry, You will go to heaven tonight .
And you'll go to hell when you die if you don't repent. Take note.
Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by MizJanet(f): 10:32am On Oct 02, 2015
Image123:


And you'll go to hell when you die if you don't repent. Take note.


Lol , the guy is scared ooo .. See the way he angrily replies . grin grin

- hell ? According to the bible Jesus also go to hell when he died na ( Act 2:31) , so no big deal . Lol
Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by PastorOluT(m): 9:36pm On Oct 02, 2015
MizJanet:


"The cross " ? , but we aint talking about cross here . The cluelesness of religiotards is getting stronger .

Smile, and 'someone is becoming twice son of a Hell'

NB And I agree with what u said about religionist anyways.

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