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When Boko Haram Wants To Bomb Aba by Anikulhapo(m): 3:59pm On Sep 28, 2015
William Oluwaseyi > ‎FOOTBALL FACTS FORUM
A Boko haram member was sent to destroy
Aba city by bombing.
The guy dropped at MCC junction, worked
down mcc road, he got
confused and returned back to the junction.
He then entered a keke that passed ABIAPOLY and noticed as the road was
patched with ‘cement’, he got confused again
and dropped at BATA.
He entered a Keke that took him to Ogbor hill
where he dropped at Ukaegbu junction
towards GALLARY HOTEL, he worked down the road and got confused again,
He once again took another Keke to Port
Harcourt road, along the road, he became as
confused as never before.
He picked up his phone and called Abubakar
Shakau who was shocked that the suicide bomber was still alive and demanded to
know why he has not bombed a place.
The Boko haram man that was sent to bomb
Aba said to his oga.
“Oga from the way I de see this city, e be like
say we don bomb this place before’…

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Re: When Boko Haram Wants To Bomb Aba by GogetterMD(m): 4:09pm On Sep 28, 2015
Is this supposed to be funny
Cause I didn't even wince

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Re: When Boko Haram Wants To Bomb Aba by 2climbi: 10:45am On Sep 29, 2015
GogetterMD:
Is this supposed to be funny
Cause I didn't even wince
this stupid op how can you use bomb to joke about another tribes city what about the south west cities idiot fool stupid op

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Re: When Boko Haram Wants To Bomb Aba by Nobody: 3:01pm On Sep 29, 2015
It's funny if u knew this areas he is taking ab

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Re: When Boko Haram Wants To Bomb Aba by obontami: 10:04am On Sep 30, 2015
The driest joke I ever readeth

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Re: When Boko Haram Wants To Bomb Aba by ifeobi43: 9:13pm On Sep 30, 2015
Iranu abasha angry
Re: When Boko Haram Wants To Bomb Aba by soulminister(m): 1:34am On Oct 01, 2015
If you know this roads he's talking about, you'll see how hilarious it is. Especially, Mcc and portharcourt Road. Indeed, they look like where bomb dropped.
Re: When Boko Haram Wants To Bomb Aba by san316(m): 7:48am On Oct 01, 2015
Some ppl's problems are just sooo much that they can never find anything funny. I have never been to those places but I understand the point the OP is tryna make.

Abeg guys, if your problem pass power, don't come to jokes section, go to family n relationship where they open threads about suicide.
Re: When Boko Haram Wants To Bomb Aba by Jadoskii(m): 9:10am On Oct 01, 2015
Lovely....hilarious...i jux dy try picture dose places.

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