For godsnake why can't you spoke correct English.well she doesn't mean simple english you can not spoke

I doesn't care about this thread anymore

am i be your mate?

guysssss, pealiz, dont fustate me wiv yur abdominal vocabilaries

u is a idiot!!

4 cryin out loud, dis shit is givin me a headache, it's abt time we stopd, whadyu guys fink or i shud goes away?

the movie is so sweet

she is a virginity

*Can you smell that? yes i can really feel it, it stinks.
*What is wrong with you? doesn't you know that i'm very good at what i do and i'm not in needing of you're help. I can manages just fine, thanks you very much.
*Look at the stuffs my bf bought me, isn't it beauriful?
*Look at me in the eyes and tell me you don't loves me

Disembarks at this juncture, gaze at the diverse vocalizations and chortle, but for a flash I conjecture why these kids can’t hit upon something more fundamental to do with their epoch. unearths my way out of here.

What kind of thread are this? U peoples is make me to laughing.

Skool  Prefect @ 2 Students: "Come on go to the assembly, others are wenting!"

Student at Fellow student:  ''LOL!, See this prefect ooh, Common English he cant spoke!"

Pls I need your couragement,I've been expelled from my school. It is very appauling.

look at the enviroment,it is going to rain.

I loving u, Ori mi o. Abeg open d window & let d atmosphere come inside

wat the hello!! are you talking here,, you shall all be exprelled from this wbside if you no take care of your time to not talk nonsense, infact i go call mr seun to exprelled you all over who was posted here above the Subject together and the Topic 

I is a moderating, and I is closing down this thread for grammatical pervertnesses.

chei this thread wanted to murder me oooooooo
anyways, let me spik my own before another persin spoke, spake or sparke

wat do you all men by the spoke of you englis?

What is u all mean by this nonsense engrishs? Is you people crazing? I'll banned every of you from this place.

a u are
u pipul is forgetin that education is imporatnt
now u are mordering englsh hia

Fellow Nigerians
It gave me happy to show my talent. I was to go to skool bt i too much for them. i does know that my englsh is very best but i try to spoke it to everyone which look me. thanks you for earing.

Mi is not understanding talkings of talkers heir oh! Gbege mi Pls

What is happen below are true life story in secondary school
Teacher    (addressin students at (or rather on) the assembly):
"we had notice that some student jump the school fence to sneaked outside school,
hmm, if you are caught, or catched or rather catches, u will eat your pounded yam as yam

Students: 

I am so very glad that I remember to correct my retaliation, furthermore you would have thought that Iam an idiot wen you are reading it.

Anyone watching last selection of big brother 9 UK, a person calling himself Sree said some few things:

- "Personally me, I like you, "
- "I am telling you on your face, "
- "It is my point of opinion, "
- "I only wore this jumper for special occasions, "

Hello please, does any of you people goes to school?
I goes to school in america but my proffesor no taught me english like you razz people are spoken here.

**rolls eyes**

pavat, you are krasy!
@Topic
I came to your house last night and i met your absence but i leave message for you with your tight friend, didnt you aware?

This topic is important, but i will prefare the topic that is importanter,

what audacity, can all of you o go not fittin spoke simple girama, pls all of you shld commoting out of the thired now or i comot u maself, ollotrates oshi (simple girama they cannot fit spoken)

I am at the barbering salunu now, I will right letter.

common simple english u peoples cannot fit spoke