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| Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by sylve11: 12:04pm On Oct 08, 2009 |
sample! ekwe!  |
| Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 9:01pm On Mar 12, 2012 |
I don return from sa~ba~ti~ka Wetin u go do? Ada, a house Maid asked for a pay increase. The Madam was upset about this and decided to question her alone about the requested. Madam: 'Now Ada, why did you feel you deserve a pay increase?' Ada: 'Well madam, three reasons why I want the increase.' The first one, I iron better than you'! Madam : Who said u iron better than me??'. Ada:'Your husband said so! Madam: 'oh!' Ada: The second reason:...I can cook better than u.' Madam: 'Nonsense, who said u were a better cook than me??'. Ada: 'Your husband again'. Madam: 'oh!' Ada: The third reason is that I am better in bed than u..... Madam: 'Really, (now furious & agitated): ' my husband said that as well??!!!! Ada: 'No Madam, its sule ur driver that told me that I am better in bed than u.. Madam: 'Ok Ada baby!! How much you say u want again?!!!!Ada baby, U too like money.. LoL If u were madam what will u do? |
| Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by gilmaro(m): 2:45pm On Oct 24, 2012 |
 Nice joke |
| Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by mahmudauta(m): 11:12am On Nov 20, 2012 |
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| Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 6:56pm On Mar 19, 2013 |
Philosophy Of Housecleaning I don't do windows because I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. I don't wax floors because I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.) I don't mind the dust bunnies because they are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say. I don't disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home of their own. I don't Spring Clean because I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous I don't pull weeds in the garden because I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer! I don't put things away because my husband will never be able to find them again. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner. I don't iron because I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press". |
| Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Delukane: 5:10pm On Oct 05, 2013 |
Dea is much sense in ur brain since u knw dat dea is consequence in havin constant light.(mosquitos can no longa b free, even tifs no fit stil :DDea is much sense in ur brain since u knw dat dea is consequence in havin constant light.(mosquitos can no longa b free, even tifs no fit stil |
| Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Delukane: 5:15pm On Oct 05, 2013 |
Take heart |
| Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Ucee1999: 8:56pm On May 08, 2020 |
IFELEKE: Very boring bro |
| Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by yonglion: 3:53pm On Jun 06, 2023 |
BUY FOR YOURSELF I PASS MY PARTNER  |
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