Yes darling no weapon sharpened by your enemy will come near you.
I swear it, don't panic, our prophet has assured me that the brief arrest was just a small glitch. He had just shaved his dreadlocks that was the loophole the people used to get you. But like I have said do not worry, as the dreads grow back, his powers would come back and you will regain your invisibility once again.

Arrest you? It was shocking to me. That you did what exactly? Are you the first woman to be beautiful as a Minister? Do they know what it means to maintain that smooth complexion of yours, those wonderfully beautiful eyes? Because their wives are not as beautiful now they are chasing you, trying to embarrass you globally. Imagine, a whole Ex President of OPEC, the cowards. The fact that you are ill, did not deter the lilly livered mandarins to come after you. Don't worry it cannot happen again.

Prophet jerubabeel has assured me that he has commenced work. Last night I was at the canal with him although mummy you will look for a way of sending some dollars so that I can procure some of the items he has asked for. He has asked for the eye of an APC National Leader, a strand from the pubic Hair of the National Spokesman of the APC, the Presidents toothbrush, Asiwaju's chewing stick and lastly, the nail from Osinbajo's small index finger. We will have to cut it in his sleep. You will agree that these items would be very difficult to get but there is nothing the dollar at this current exchange rate will not buy.

Prophet has sworn that by the time he finishes with this ritual, you will be given back your position as the most glamorous Petroluem Minister with concurrent responsibilities over OPEC in Geneva. Buhari would forget about his decision to keep the Petroleum Ministry and apologize to you and the gravy train will get back on track. I have already asked the pilots to start getting the Jets ready, we would soon be back in business.

Don't worry my dear, can't you even see how the oil price has continued falling in your support? Can't you see how dark the new NNPC MD is, Nigerians are watching and are praying. This too shall pass.

Kindly let me know how you are sending the dollars and please send them urgently before Buhari comes back from the farm where he went to inspect his cattle. By the way, why don't we kidnap at least two of them and hold them to ransom until they drop this case and reinstate you. Please mummy, let's consider this option because the Buhari I know, would rather loose the Presidency before allowing one Cow to go missing. I think this may be a better option, I await your instructions on the way forward. Still send the dollar sha any which way.

Thank you sweetie.

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Very funny

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But she's got wonderful eyes like men tho