FUNNY WAYS TO BREAK UP WITH UR RELATIONSHIP..... 1.16missed calls? you killed my battery, so u are capable of killing me....It's Over!! 2.How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you?I smell a conspiracy...It's Over!! 3.You don't even respect me,I'm talking and you are busy breathing?...It's Over!! 4.So now u are drinking coke that has another man's name on it,better go and find him because it's Over between us!! 5.So beyonce "drunk in love"is ur callertune abi?I can't trust alcoholics with my future kids...It's Over!! 6.They are shouting "birdflu"and you are still cooking chicken?you want to kill me?...It's Over!! 7.I called you and you picked up immediately.you lack patience,I can't date someone who is not patient..so It's Over! 8.Why are u using broom to sweep my bedroom when you know that I support PDP...It's Over!! 9.You always abbreviating your texts,you want our children to be short abi?..It's Over!! 10.I told you I loved my food hot but you refused to warm my Ice cream,you don't care about me...It's Over!! 11.You don't pay ur tithe,if you can cheat on God,then who am I? PARK UR THINGS AND LEAVE.. 12.Add yours

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