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Swear If You Have Never Done Any Of These Why Growing Up / As A Nigeria Swear If You Don't Do This During Your Childhood / Confession Time: Oya Swear That You Never Did Any Of This When You Were Young (2) (3) (4)
Oya Swear If.............. by opey112(m): 8:27pm On Nov 02, 2015 |
oya swear!
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new
ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs
instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building
or under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses
with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it
into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to
see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails
to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick
and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat
while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is
JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't
knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now
I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in
Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili
sandalili" is actually "standard living standard
living". I knw u are singing it now again, smiles
***Confess.! are u guilty? hahahaha! keep
sharing d fun and laff it off... |
Re: Oya Swear If.............. by akinloluwao: 8:35pm On Nov 02, 2015 |
Lol........ I am guilty as charged |
Re: Oya Swear If.............. by opey112(m): 8:48pm On Nov 02, 2015 |
I did all way back then........childhood sweet ooo |
Re: Oya Swear If.............. by fullstreets: 10:01pm On Nov 02, 2015 |
With all d swagg i possess now, I did almost all. |
Re: Oya Swear If.............. by mandonnels(m): 12:33am On Nov 03, 2015 |
guilty as charged.
Growing up was fun, no worries as a child.
now bein a man!!!!! hmmm ain't easy |
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