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Swear If You Have Never Done Any Of These Why Growing Up / As A Nigeria Swear If You Don't Do This During Your Childhood / Confession Time: Oya Swear That You Never Did Any Of This When You Were Young (2) (3) (4)

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Oya Swear If.............. by opey112(m): 8:27pm On Nov 02, 2015
oya swear! ― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt. ― If you didn't play rubber band. ― If you never bathed in the rain. ― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1. ― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed ― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones. ― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school. ― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends. ― If you never flew a kite. - If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand. - If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it. - If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off. - If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter - If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees @nights - If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car! - If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street. - If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire. - If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover..... .....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun! Oya choose which one u do Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? hahahaha! keep sharing d fun and laff it off...
Re: Oya Swear If.............. by akinloluwao: 8:35pm On Nov 02, 2015
Lol........ I am guilty as charged
Re: Oya Swear If.............. by opey112(m): 8:48pm On Nov 02, 2015
I did all way back then........childhood sweet ooo
Re: Oya Swear If.............. by fullstreets: 10:01pm On Nov 02, 2015
With all d swagg i possess now, I did almost all.
Re: Oya Swear If.............. by mandonnels(m): 12:33am On Nov 03, 2015
guilty as charged. Growing up was fun, no worries as a child. now bein a man!!!!! hmmm ain't easy

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