At 36 she is still a prostitute hustling a 25 year old boy..

I weep for some women..

And a 25 year old guy who cannot keep and maintain a steady girlfriend...

Sick, both of them

donTbone:

The hear no even comot finish sef!

Miss precious got more than she bargained for!
Uncle Omokwa, why you too no dey rest na? na food!

na hin moni na

Hehehe
No follow ashana

U no hear

Now u don turn eleti kalakolo.

Konji na bascard

I BLAME JONATHAN

you sef look d names...
committing crime in western nigeria (lagos)

Women can be akward attimes. when agitated they attack and bite weird places of their opponents body such as the testes, breast, penis, ear, nose etc.

CNN Journalist Takes On President Mugabe.

CNN Journalist: Russia was the first country to go to space and USA was the first country to land on the Moon. What will Africa do first?

President Mugabe: We will be the first to land on the sun.

CNN Journalist: But President, the sun is too hot, you cannot land on it.

President Mugabe: We are not stupid; we will go there at night

KUMUYI IS A PULPIT BULLY

Don't even know why I'm laughing on this topic.


The part that interests me is "....was struggling to cope with....."

The Kingdom of God is at hand!!!!

Going to sleep with a prostitute in her domain is never a good idea.

favoured234:
Do they pay for registration too?
Make una continue....
The man will have life long story to tell his children

I tire oo Registration sef!!!

Neduzze5:



[s]How does it reduce the level of corruption that will inhabit Dullardinhario's cabinet[/s]?

he is zillion times better than your role model called GEJ

Thebachelor:
Proverbs 23:27

And I read. ....."For a LovePeddler is a deep ditch and a strange woman a narrow pit"



Nairaland changed it to Lovepeddler, but it said whorre.

lwkmd sorry for the guy
serves him right sha lwkmd sorry for the guy
serves him right sha

lwkmd sorry for the guy
serves him right sha

N3,500 money for two days soup.

Dint know u would register before paying d amount to sleep with am olosho.. Na wa oo.. Nxt tin u go hear say people dey pay acceptance fee plus attitude test fee...

Edo ladies and this thing self. Small boy looking for big thing, he was lucky that d lady did for his prick. Nonsense.

lonelydora:
Don't even know why I'm laughing on this topic.


The part that interests me is "....was struggling to cope with....."

If the woman know say she no fit handle any and all d!ck, why she go become a prostitute.

i was there. let me explain what happen.

THE IGBO GUY DEY OPEN EYE.............. TELLING THE GIRL THAT IGBOS DEVELOP LAGOS THAT HE WILL SHOW HER......... SO THE GIRL REPLIED THAT SHE IS EDO GIRL AND NOTHING DEY HAPPEN.

THEN THE IGBO BOY CALLED THE EDO GIRL ASHAWO... AND THE EDO GIRL REPLIED, CALLING HIM BIG HEAD AND CHEST-BEATER.

NA SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, FIGHT COME BURST. THE IGBO BOY BLOW THE EDO GIRL FOR EYE AND EDO GIRL BIT AM FOR EAR. THEN POLICE COME CARRY 2 OF THEM.

hahahhaahha ok

Tola:daddy wat apund 2 ur left ear?
Daddy:my dear,its a long story.
Tola:mk it as short as possible.
Daddy:u won't understand. Ur dad fought wt d last existing vampire few yrs b4 u were born. I won d battle sha.
Tola:cud d vampire b d prostitute aunty wunmi told me about?
Daddy:shut up! What do u knw? Go inside and read ur books.
(Mummy walks in shaking her head lyk agama lizard)
Mummy:y dnt u tell her d truth. Everyone knws d story already.
Daddy lowers his head in shame...*light fades*
Moral lesson:i dey come,pls wait mk i pee finish.

oju to ti ro kun, oju to ti ro osa, oju to ti ro oloso to see osha.

sheddo619:
na hin moni na

Does that mean you can ride a HIRED car anyhow you want just cos I paid for it?

pretydiva:
Serves him right...dis is an everlasting damage done 2 his ear..i wonder how he will explain it 2 his future wife n kids

Men always reason wit their 3rd leg

Women reason wit wat?

The part dat really got me laffing was whr he paid #350 for registration

Neduzze5:



How does it reduce the level of corruption that will inhabit Dullardinhario's cabinet?

Ur brain needs to be formatted

lonelydora:


And I read. ....."For a LovePeddler is a deep ditch and a strange woman a narrow pit"


Nairaland changed it to Lovepeddler, but it said whorre.

Thank you brother. If only youngmen would take heed of that wise saying.

350 for registration? op what type of registration?

I know say the guy na IBO.