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Ten Funny Reasons To Break Up With You Boo. by willexyaho(m): 11:06pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
1. 16 Missed Calls? "You Killed My Battery So You're Capable Of Killing Me" It's Over!!! 2. How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you? I smell conspiracy. ITS OVER!!! 3. You don't even respect me, I'm talking and you are busy breathing? It's over!!! 4. So now you are drinking coke that has another man's name on it, better go and find him because it's over between us. 5. So Beyonce's "Drunk in Love" is your caller tune?I can't trust alcoholics with my future kids. 6. I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. Its Over!!! 7. Why are you using Broom to sweep my room when you know I support PDP? It's over!!! 8. You are always abbreviating the words in your texts, you want our children to be short abi? It's OVER!!! 9. I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me. It's over!!! 10. You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who am I? Pack your things. its over!!! |
Re: Ten Funny Reasons To Break Up With You Boo. by willexyaho(m): 11:10pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Abi how una see am |
Re: Ten Funny Reasons To Break Up With You Boo. by stevealibi: 11:19pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Funny How? I give got upset reading through it. |
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