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Chinese Sick Leave by Odeku(m): 11:06pm On Oct 28, 2005
I no come work today!!!

Hung Chow calls work and says, " hey, boss i no come work today, I really sick. i got headache, stomach ache and my leg hurt, I no come work."

the boss says, you know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like that I go tell my wife give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. Boss I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house.
Re: Chinese Sick Leave by nike4luv(f): 1:50am On Oct 29, 2005
shocked..haha..
Re: Chinese Sick Leave by PaypalGod(m): 11:28am On Oct 29, 2005
lol nice advice
Re: Chinese Sick Leave by Scorpio(f): 9:28pm On Oct 29, 2005
shocked i know he didn't cheesy cheesy cheesy nice cheesy
Re: Chinese Sick Leave by clemcykul(f): 11:41am On Oct 10, 2008
poor boss.

chinese pple only God can save them
Re: Chinese Sick Leave by Scopium: 5:14pm On Oct 10, 2008
[size=13pt]Hmm undecided[/size]
Re: Chinese Sick Leave by Nobody: 4:56am On Jun 12, 2012
Odeku: I no come work today!!!

Hung Chow calls work and says, " hey, boss i no come work today, I really sick. i got headache, stomach ache and my leg hurt, I no come work."

the boss says, you know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like that I go tell my wife give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. Boss I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house.

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Chinese Sick Leave by Sanjanets(f): 9:37am On Jun 16, 2012
smiley smiley smiley

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