₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Join Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 1,882,662 members, 3,807,168 topics. Date: Friday, 22 September 2017 at 09:16 AM

If U Don't Want Ur Ribs To Crack, Please Don't Read These Jokes - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / If U Don't Want Ur Ribs To Crack, Please Don't Read These Jokes (2502 Views)

Crack Up Ur Ribs With This Funny Memes / Interesting Part Of Mmm / Are These Jokes Or Fake.. / Dnt Over-laugh, Dnt Break Ur Ribs (1) (2) (3) (4)

(0) (Reply) (Go Down)

If U Don't Want Ur Ribs To Crack, Please Don't Read These Jokes by Nobody: 6:43pm On Oct 09, 2015
*When youpost on Facebook "My boss is an idiot" and ur boss like ur post. "No just go work tomorrow

*When soldier punish ufinish come release u make u dey go, u come climbur bike come shout " officer thunder fire u" and ur bike no come gree start again.. Chi! Guy make you faint before he reach where you dey, because na lighting go fire you.

*When you finish eating in an eatery and u find out that your wallet fell out in a taxi... Start to prepare ur grammar oh because you go wash plate tire

*When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping... # Lol. Na automatic ticket to grave.

*When the person interviewing you in your new job is the same guyyou insulted in traffic. "Bro, u go apologise tire.!"

*When Mosquito lands on your father's Baldhead and u try to kill it with your bare hand. "You must provide theproof ohh, or else..

*When "Usain Bolt" chases u with a Cutlass... O boy,just stop beg am, cos ur own don finish..

Which is the funniest?

2 Likes

Re: If U Don't Want Ur Ribs To Crack, Please Don't Read These Jokes by hrhobi1(m): 6:45pm On Oct 09, 2015
Were nie

1 Like

Re: If U Don't Want Ur Ribs To Crack, Please Don't Read These Jokes by QTEST007(m): 6:45pm On Oct 09, 2015
"Yawns"
shocked
Wey d jokes na?
Re: If U Don't Want Ur Ribs To Crack, Please Don't Read These Jokes by Nobody: 7:12pm On Oct 09, 2015
hrhobi1:
Were nie
I LIKE DIS GUY NO MIND OP JST TOO MUCH EXERGERATION
Re: If U Don't Want Ur Ribs To Crack, Please Don't Read These Jokes by EdCure: 9:52pm On Oct 09, 2015
grin
But U no list them nau

2 Likes

Re: If U Don't Want Ur Ribs To Crack, Please Don't Read These Jokes by tomiobj(m): 8:46am On Oct 10, 2015
elego1:
*When youpost on Facebook "My boss is an idiot" and ur boss like ur post. "No just go work tomorrow

*When soldier punish ufinish come release u make u dey go, u come climbur bike come shout " officer thunder fire u" and ur bike no come gree start again.. Chi! Guy make you faint before he reach where you dey, because na lighting go fire you.

*When you finish eating in an eatery and u find out that your wallet fell out in a taxi... Start to prepare ur grammar oh because you go wash plate tire

*When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping... # Lol. Na automatic ticket to grave.

*When the person interviewing you in your new job is the same guyyou insulted in traffic. "Bro, u go apologise tire.!"

*When Mosquito lands on your father's Baldhead and u try to kill it with your bare hand. "You must provide theproof ohh, or else..

*When "Usain Bolt" chases u with a Cutlass... O boy,just stop beg am, cos ur own don finish..

Which is the funniest?
I just forgot how to laugh undecided undecided. U dry pass harmattan season

1 Like

Re: If U Don't Want Ur Ribs To Crack, Please Don't Read These Jokes by ElementG(m): 12:21pm On Oct 10, 2015
lol poster u try jare.. got me laughing cheesy cheesy.. if u aint laughing doesnt mean d poster is dry.. lets just say ur sense of humor aint juiced enuf undecided undecided which one u post sef undecided undecided

3 Likes

Re: If U Don't Want Ur Ribs To Crack, Please Don't Read These Jokes by simplyjolly: 1:52pm On Oct 11, 2015
Omoo!
No 2 is a rib cracker
Lol !
Re: If U Don't Want Ur Ribs To Crack, Please Don't Read These Jokes by Solomonodimegwu(m): 11:12am On Oct 12, 2015
Op dnt mind them, he baldhead joke almost made me 'lmao'

(0) (Reply)

Away from Politics Jor...Very Funny Pictures / Laugh Til U Get Mad akpor And Malaria / Man Runs Mad As His Girlfriend Invites Him To Her Wedding

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (0) (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2017 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 45
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.