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EPIC!!! An Osogbo Based Teacher by Nobody: 12:30am On Oct 10, 2015
An Osogbo based teacher during a class session!
TEACHER: Who is the president
of Nigeria?

CHILDREN: (They all chorused) Lamido Sanusi!

TEACHER: Correct! Who is the minister of Defence?

CHILDREN: Asari Dokubo!

TEACHER: Good! What is the capital city of Nigeria?

CHILDREN: Enugu!

TEACHER: Very good! Who composed the National Anthem?

CHILDREN: D'banj and 2face!

TEACHER: Excellent. What do you call the people from Moscow?

CHILDREN: Mosquitoes!

TEACHER: Perfect! How much is 2+5?

CHILDREN: 25.

TEACHER: That's great! You are going to remain like this until Aregbesola pays my Salary.
Re: EPIC!!! An Osogbo Based Teacher by McMax(m): 11:43pm On Oct 10, 2015
Gbese re o
Re: EPIC!!! An Osogbo Based Teacher by chris4gold(m): 12:06am On Oct 11, 2015
bad guy... aregbe . don dey pay o
Re: EPIC!!! An Osogbo Based Teacher by Blackfire(m): 12:26pm On Oct 11, 2015
Teacher kola

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