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Categories Of People U Will See When Result Is Released In School by Young03(m): 8:40pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
Whenever they release results, that is results Pasted in the departmental board, there is always a rush to go and check the scores. On getting there the area around the notice board is always crowded and you will have to take turns to look at the extremely long list of woeful scores. From my observation, I have been able to segregate people into five groups. THE FIRST TIME SPANKERS: We all know these ones, they will be the first to get to the information board because they usually guess they would have passed the test/ exams and they only check for two things on the information board. Their score and who had the highest score. Their eyes can scan through the list faster than a computer. They sometimes push for the results to be released earlier than it should. Even though they are the first to get there, they are usually the last to leave. They always want to hear their names being mentioned when a fellow student ask another student who had the highest set of scores and when directly asked that question, they will smile and say with great Pride mixed with arrogance “ I don’t know o, I only know my score”.....  THE FIRST TIME BANGERS: These guys whine and complain about the result, they never accept that their ill preparation cost them the result. They can blame almost anything for their failure starting from the lecturer does not like them, the question paper was too white, the examination hall was too hot or cold, the exam was too simple to answer e.t.c The worst thing is they believe that everyone that got above them especially the first time spankers were lucky or cheated. The first time bangers usually make the most noise. The guys start speaking broken English even the ones that have never spoken it before while the ladies start hissing continuously as if they are seizing.  THE ANALYZERS: If you can’t remember your matriculation number, don’t panic. The analyzers have got you covered. I don’t think this group cares about their results because they never seem to check for their scores. They are natural statisticians, before you even get near the board to check your score, they are already telling you things like 50% failed, only 5% got above 70, 10% got between 50-55… they then end with I think you scored 45.How the heck did they know your matric number you will think to yourself and just as you are moving towards the board to confirm your score, you hear… and your girlfriend got one mark above you, she had 46. “You guys are really in love.”  THE ANNOUNCERS: While the first time spankers are usually the first to get to the notice board, the announcers will probably hear it from that the result is out. They take immense pleasure in snapping selfies with the results. If you check their phones, they have more pictures of result sheets than they have of their family members. They are the first to post the results on group pages, face book, instagram and use as display/profile picture. Some even tweet about it and send it as broadcast messages.  These guys are rumored to be the chronic bangers. I used the word rumored because no one actually sees their scores since their space is always shaded with dark ink or the part of the result sheet with their score(s) on it is always missing. It is only a veteran announcer that can be fast enough to snap their result. They are always there to get rid of any paper that will reflect their scores. If you have any additions, subtractions clarifications (or donations lol) comment below written by yungxt... |
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