I have been playing lotto (popularly known as Baba Ijebu) for the past 10 years, and below are the categories of people you will definitely meet there. (Believe me at your peril )


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1. The Statisticians

They are usually seen every at Baba Ijebu shops doing statistics. From their statistics, you will see that these categories of people are far better than university students who bagged first class in statistics. However, they will analyze predictable numbers in such a way that you will keep wondering why they didn't go for Maths and Stats rather than wasting their talents at Baba Ijebu shops

2. The Dreamers

These ones are synonymous to Joseph, the dreamer, in the Bible. These ones normally see revelation at midnight of how God showed to them the 3-direct or 2-sure that will drop that day

3. The History tellers

They are very easy to spot. You will see them telling stories of their friends who bought Range Rover 2015 model from Baba Ijebu winnings. They will further stress that their greatest regret is that they were actually the ones that forecast the numbers for their friends but the emptiness of their pockets that day prevented them from playing the game, if not they ought to have owned a house and exotic cars

4. Share Collectors

This is the category I belong. Yes you heard me right . These ones are always at every Baba Ijebu shop, seeking for who just hit a jackpot so they can collect their own share of the money. We are always hovering at Baba Ijebu shops looking for our share from winners

5. Those Charging their Phones

As small as Baba Ijebu shops are, you will still see customers squeeze themselves like prisoners, hence, charging their phone


6. The Noise Makers

They always creating argumentative scenes, which later results to a fight/duel. They will blame their ill luck of winning on GEJ


7. Those looking Unkempt

Obviously, the larger percent of people you will meet at every Baba Ijebu shops are always unkempt. You will always see them looking frustrated like someone whose wife was snatched

8. The T. B Joshuas'

This is the right name to call these categories of people. They are always there to convince other people not to play a particular number. They will further add that they know so much about Baba Ijebu and they know how he interchanges numbers

9. The Sympathizers

These ones are there to sympathize with those who lost their gamble.


10. Feel free to add the last one

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ronald4lif:
Lol. The ones who always lament how a game they wanted to play was drawn on the results. They say things like they knew 8 or 9 was a banker but didn't know why they never played it

Who would ever thought Ronald4lif could add to the list


Bros I hope say u no dey play Baba Ijebu for Yankee sha ? :

tosyne2much:
Who would ever thought Ronald 4lif could add to the list


Bros I hope say u no dey play Baba Ijebu for Yankee sha ? :

Mhizkel:
Uncle 10-10

IsiAbuncha:


So u dey play baba ijebu too? Lol! Any day u chop abeg remind me here, e get wetin I suppose tell u

Mhizkel:
Uncle 10-10

Some squanders their last penny on this lotto of a game, while some lend money from other people hoping to give it back when their game finally hit it.


That akward moment when you use your house/school fee to play lotto, hoping to get back the money in double folds, and you find out you lost the game

ronald4lif:


Lol! I play one called Euromillions, which is more transparent and more better odds. I never played baba ijebu but they have their centres on my street where all kinds of drama goes on. It was a good place to unwind. Do you play any?

Mhizkel:

Gimme number na

dharay99:

so in one sen†ence, Yhu †oo dey fire qame...

IsiAbuncha:



Lol!!! Appear in my dreams tonight, na for there I go give u number

Mhizkel:

Show me the way na

dharay99:

pre†endinq lyk yhu don† know hw d qo dey qo abi...

Mhizkel:

Mr, gimme number and leave matter for Mathais

here yhu qo dear,
have fun...

Mhizkel:

Sure you wouldn't tremble?

icekream:
Those that sell stuffs and they'l tel u if u lick it, u'l see numbers in ur dreams... My uncle and I once used it tho...we slept for 10 hours, if I hear say we dream

icekream:
Those that sell stuffs and they'l tel u if u lick it, u'l see numbers in ur dreams... My uncle and I once used it tho...we slept for 10 hours, if I hear say we dream

Obadar:


Boss laff don kill me troway... God dey..your time to chop is near

Upnepaa:

Those who gat their numbers from mad men on d street nko

Heard that it is a sure bet,

Any madman here to testify

SirWere:
Who calleth me