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Nigeria Joke Update. by Deejavu1(m): 11:05am On Oct 14, 2015
DEAR GHANAIANS!!! .............. its called "CHURCH" not "CHECH" its called "PASTOR" not "PASTAR" its called "DOCTOR" not "DACTAR" MY FELLOW NIGERIANS its called "BATH" not "BAFF" its called "NAIRA" not "NERA" MY DEAR EDO PEOPLE its called "ARGUMENT" not "AJUMENT" (4 wetin na) MY DEAREST YORUBAS its called "AIR" not "HAIR" its called "EIGHT" not "HATE" he is called "VAN PERSIE" not "FAN PERSIN" MY DEAR IBADAN PEOPLE hmmmmmmm he is called "SEAN TIZZLE" not sin tissu its called "ZERO" not "SIRO" MY DEAR HAUSA PEOPLE its called "FIFTY" not "PIPTY" its called "FIVE" not "PIPE" its called "GLO" not "GILO" its called "MTN" not "AMTN" LEST I FORGET MY CLOSE IGBO PEOPLE (IGBO KWENU) he is called "RICK ROSS" not "LICK LOSS" There is nothing like "THAASAND" its called "THOUSAND" its called "BED SHEET" not "BAYSHEET"








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