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Nigeria Joke Update. by Deejavu1(m): 11:05am On Oct 14, 2015 |
DEAR GHANAIANS!!!
..............
its called "CHURCH" not "CHECH"
its called "PASTOR" not "PASTAR"
its called "DOCTOR" not "DACTAR"
MY FELLOW NIGERIANS
its called "BATH" not "BAFF"
its called "NAIRA" not "NERA"
MY DEAR EDO PEOPLE
its called "ARGUMENT" not "AJUMENT"
(4 wetin na)
MY DEAREST YORUBAS
its called "AIR" not "HAIR"
its called "EIGHT" not "HATE"
he is called "VAN PERSIE" not "FAN PERSIN"
MY DEAR IBADAN PEOPLE
hmmmmmmm
he is called "SEAN TIZZLE" not sin tissu
its called "ZERO" not "SIRO"
MY DEAR HAUSA PEOPLE
its called "FIFTY" not "PIPTY"
its called "FIVE" not "PIPE"
its called "GLO" not "GILO"
its called "MTN" not "AMTN"
LEST I FORGET
MY CLOSE IGBO PEOPLE
(IGBO KWENU)
he is called "RICK ROSS" not "LICK LOSS"
There is nothing like "THAASAND" its called
"THOUSAND"
its called "BED SHEET" not "BAYSHEET" Deejavu1 |
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