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Three Pastors With Their Offerings by Freestyl(m): 6:32pm On Oct 10, 2006
Three Pastors - an Indian, an American and a Nigerian-were engaged in a discussion as to how they share the proceeds from offerings they recieved after each sunday service.

"I draw a big circle on the floor and toss all the money in the air", said the Indian Pastor "the notes and coins that fall within the circle is for God and the ones that fall outside it are mine".

The American Pastor said "Well, I draw a long line on the floor. The notes and coins that fall on the line are for God and the ones that fall out of the line are mine".

"Well in my own case" the Nigerian Pastor said, "I simply toss all the notes and coins in the air. The ones that God catches are his and the ones He allows to fall back to earth, He leaves for my own welfare.

What will you say if it were you turn?
Re: Three Pastors With Their Offerings by Oracle(m): 6:40pm On Oct 10, 2006
I've heard this a million times
Re: Three Pastors With Their Offerings by beyunce(f): 6:43pm On Oct 10, 2006
Well. i will diffinately draw my own circle.
Re: Three Pastors With Their Offerings by anitasure: 1:26pm On Oct 13, 2006
well, i will not draw a circle nor a line but i will do thesame like the nigerian pastor who tossed all his notes and coins in the air.  smiley
Re: Three Pastors With Their Offerings by naijadiva2(f): 9:24pm On Oct 13, 2006
i like the nigerian pastors idea. grin

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