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Funny But Truthful Sayings by umehmj(m): 12:37pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
1)“No matter how person chop Belle-Full, space go always dey for meat” - Ibrahim Babangida, 1987. 2) Death is life's way of telling you that you've been fired. Suicide is your way to tell life, "you can't fire me, I Quit!" 3) Mum: I'm talking to you & you're keeping quiet abi? Me: But..... Mum: Keep quiet! when I'm talking to U.. 4) So Satan was all alone in the garden of Eden with naked Eve and all he could do was convince her to eat an apple? 5) I went to shoprite yesterday. A lady was buying cucumber while I was buying vaseline . Please tell me why we are both wasting money. 6) If your Girlfriend is crazy about you..Pray she never gets well..Cos if she does, then another guy is giving her tablets. 7) When trouble knocks and one says there is no chair, what if it says it brings it own seat. Don't spend all of your money trying to look like you have money. That's Hustling backwards 9) This lady on my flight got a goodbye kiss from her boo in PH and a welcome back kiss from her fiancé in Abuja. These women aint loyal. 10) A Bentley just bashed a Range Rover SUV in Lekki. The two owners came out, inspected the damage, exchanged business cards and left 11) Whoever said technology will replace paper, has definitely never tried to wipe their ass with an Android device 12) Why is it that women find it difficult to keep their mouths closed when putting on their mascara? 13) Ruth & Esther made moves on d men they married. The only women with books in d Bible. Ladies try make a move on a man today & thank me later 14) Girls be like "I miss u baby" and that status be having like fifteen foolish guys feeling special 15) Guys,don't just open the door for that lady cos she's pretty and you want to get in between her legs. Do it just cos you're a good man. 16) Doing things for your man doesn't make you inferior to him. Rather, it makes you a good woman. 17) Being pretty doesn't keep a man,being good barely keeps a man. The only thing that keeps a man is a man that wants to be kept. 18) Yoruba women won't cross road when others are crossing..only to start kneeling and begging u in d middle of the road..Baba oko mi ejo o 19) If u gave her lollipop to lick and she broke and chewed it instantly,my brother,don't ever,I repeat EVER,ask her for a Mouth Action 20) Nothing brings tears faster to my eyes than a peeled groundnut that falls from my hand.So painful. 21) Some people won't obey simple instruction in church.Pastor will say hold ur neighbor and pray,they will start swinging ur hand.nawa 22) When a cheater says I won't cheat on you again they really mean"I slipped,next time you won't catch me" 23) Some guys unhook bras in less than 5secs,but take 55mins to open the book of Hebrews.Continue,your koboko is soaked in petrol in hellfire 24) Some girls will be screening guys dey want to date as if its Nigerian idol, don't worry u will start Gulder Ultimate Search when you are 32. 25) TEACHER: Mention one expensive drug you know. STUDENT: Samsung galaxy tablet. 26) Wiz Khalifa And Rick Ross standing next to each other look like the number 1O 27) You tattooed his name permanently on your hand, he later broke your heart. you are now looking for his namesake up and down,you are finished 28) On the issue of cooking,I strongly believe as a married couple u should work as a team.The woman pounds the yam,the man eats it. 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Funny But Truthful Sayings by boboLIL(m): 12:52pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
funny collabo 2 Likes |
Re: Funny But Truthful Sayings by MzDeeb(f): 5:15pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
No 1,18,19,21,23,24, really got me cracking up. Thumb up! 2 Likes |
Re: Funny But Truthful Sayings by GA03(m): 6:40pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
Nice.. 1 Like |
Re: Funny But Truthful Sayings by june007(f): 8:58pm On Oct 16, 2015 |
So hilarious 1 Like |
Re: Funny But Truthful Sayings by mastasam(m): 11:43pm On Oct 16, 2015 |
gud 1 1 Like |
Re: Funny But Truthful Sayings by nerdymufasa(m): 12:39am On Oct 17, 2015 |
This is good thinking! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Funny But Truthful Sayings by gulfer: 1:58am On Oct 17, 2015 |
Too gbasky 1 Like |
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