A man and his wife never fought for 30yrs of their marriage.
A friend asked him how he had managed to make it
possible. He narrated,
"We went for our Honeymoon in Australia 30years ago, and
while riding on a horse, my wife's horse jumped and my
wife fell down.
She then got up, patted the Horse's back and said
'this is your first time'.
After a while,it happened again. She patted the horse again
and said
'this is your second time".
The horse did it again the 3rd time,she brought out a gun
and shot the horse dead.
I was so shocked and shouted at her,
'Are you crazy!'
What's wrong with you? Why did you kill the horse?
She gave me a grave look and said this is your first time.
Since then.....!






HAHAHAHA!

Food 4 thoughts
Make a woman warn u b4 marrying her..once she warns u, run away from her

he didn't know that before he married her?

LooooLs Dats really mean

O boy eee!!!

Me sef no go wait for the 2nd one, nah beta 911 truck I dey follow discharge..

menix:
O boy eee!!!

Me sef no go wait for the 2nd one, nah beta 911 truck I dey follow discharge..

na me u call stubborn girl abi?

he is scared that if he report her, he will get a second warning... fear fear, i doubt he is from niger delta

Oyind17:

na me u call stubborn girl abi?

Bae, ow can I do that..
Let me check maybe my mum who has been using my moniker to post since today..

Sowii 4 dat..

Lol...
It's good to see tat the husband has some fear to his wife...ladies always run the world

Nice joke, but f*cking stup*d.
Shay make she nor shoot me go make me become maga for 30years?
I kill her well!!!

KashyBaby:
Lol...
It's good to see tat the husband has some fear to his wife...ladies always run the world

ladies run the world? hahahahaha are you high on Beyonce?
BTW the husband should have shot his own horse 10times at the slightest opportunity like maybe the horse is not running fast enough or tried any defiant attitude like hesitating to do what he wants. Guys y'all gotta be ruthless when the times calls for it and be the sweetest too.

icedbeatz:
ladies run the world? hahahahaha are you high on Beyonce?
BTW the husband should have shot his own horse 10times at the slightest opportunity like maybe the horse is not running fast enough or tried any defiant attitude like hesitating to do what he wants. Guys y'all gotta be ruthless when the times calls for it and be the sweetest too.

Smh...too much assumptions...no wonder if ur wife one day will shut u down too...

So the man lived out of fear or love For 30 years..

The marriage has Been run by fear not love.

KashyBaby:



Smh...too much assumptions...no wonder if ur wife one day will shut u down too...

hahahahahaha not even in the next life hun, BTW by doing what he wants? that's just for the horse at the moment. My future wife would have no other option than to love up a nigga because I will be the sweetest hubby but she will get a Lil some some when she misbehaves because y'all will always misbehave one way or the other.

Luckymay:
The marriage has Been run by fear not love.

:-(( he's kinda a prisoner in his own house, *shedding tears for pusssi niggas * they most of the time end up like this or something similar.
#OneCaptainOneBoat and a loved, appreciated, protected and respected assistant or NO BOAT

Loll

icedbeatz:
hahahahahaha not even in the next life hun, BTW by doing what he wants? that's just for the horse at the moment. My future wife would have no other option than to love up a nigga because I will be the sweetest hubby but she will get a Lil some some when she misbehaves because y'all will always misbehave one way or the other.

Oohh yeah talking abt next life ey? Lol...maybe on ur next life u will be tat grumpy horse & u will be shot down

Lol.. Nice joke

I'd mudda that bich first.
I cant even pretend to play that.

KashyBaby:



Oohh yeah talking abt next life ey? Lol...maybe on ur next life u will be tat grumpy horse & u will be shot down

HAHahahahaha and you might be the dead horse.

Ok

ebonflex:
I'd mudda that bich first. I cant even pretend to play that.

hahahhahaha your blood too de hot but why you wan murder her first na?

Luckymay:
The marriage has Been run by fear not love.

The story is barely a joke na

MarvellousGod:
The story is barely a joke na

yea

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The poor man just respect hin old age sharp sharp

Very funny

Hahahahaha...

Man is weak

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Woah, i like dat