Well as the nairaland king of creativity mr bjbroke aka ofokasibe wishes to contribute his quarter to human development by teaching gabrywyl; how to become a sick rapper in a record time of 3weeks.
Gabrywyl will enrol to the ofokasibe school of battle rapping through a nairaland scholarship
shaz will hop in once in a while to give gabrywyl expert advice .
shaz is actually an expatraite to be flown to the school by ofokasibe on a first class plane.
guest lecturers to be invited for public lecture includes wordsmith from UI , mailmalc from ben , Sauron from Uk, Ibime from Uk, hybrid from broad street and mukina from the great gambia.

Time frame-3weeks lectures, exam to follow immediately after that.
Grand patron -bolajibroke
Vice chancellor- shaz
sponsor-lalaboi
student -gabrywyl
Banker/school fees collector/treasurer-hybrid
school fees/tuition fees- free .gabrywyl is on ofokasibe's hiphop scholarship
hiphop lecturer-ofokasibe aka the flame spittin viper
course/subject to be offered- Hiphop 101 the art of becoming a sick rapper
lecturer's background- lecturer ofokasibe graduated from the school of multiple retards with BSc, Mba, Phd in MRCism.
school cleaners- baudex and crude
janitor-afrocynic


Final exam -gabrywyl to battle ofokasibe in a 3 round battle . nairaland public to decide winner by voting
exam goal--gabrywyl must beat ofokasibe to graduate
certificate to be awarded in 3 weeks- gabrywyl the best new female rapper in 2009.

time for lectures yo, gabrywyl oya sign in when ur ready.

ofokasibe:


lecturer's background- lecturer ofokasibe graduated from the school of multiple retards with BSc, Mba, Phd in MRCism.

lol. . .Ofoka. . . .how may mins did it take you to write all this? lol

GULP. . . .


I no fit shout. . . (in a squeeky voice)

ROOOFFFFLLLMAOO

bolaji, you don craze. as in, you don marra finally.

Gawd. . . !

Wordsmith:

ROOOFFFFLLLMAOO

bolaji, you don craze. as in, you don marra finally.

Gawd. . . !

lol @wordsmith .
smith u dey craze, thats what nairaland creativity did to me dawg, am just having fun yo. i got so much money now its making me feel like a baby in my mums stomach.

so gabrielwii TAKE A PEN AND LISTEN UP gurl . am serious jare . time for ur first lecture.

1ST LECTURE - DAY ONE - 5:20pm nigerian time
SUBJECT --RAPPING , FREESTYLING AND WRITING RHYMES

A first time female rapper actually believes she cant be as good as the best of the boys. thats a myth gurl. bolajibroke the best MRC rapper ever neva knew how to drop a single rap line. in 6months he was battling wordsmith sauron and the sickest nairaland mcs. HE went on to release his much awaited mixtape.in 2009 . this is someone who neva thot he could freestyle one rap line just like gabbrywyl is feeling now .
rapping and freestyling is actually fun , when starting out for the 1st time take a look at ur surroundings like ur laptop for example, ur hdtv lcd tv, ur dstv remote control, ur sista passing by , or ur housegirl cooking in the kitchen. good lord u actually have uncountable things AROUND U to freestyle or rap about !
u can start like this:

hey word up yo/ its gabrywyl in the building
you neva knew me but now u cant refuse me
am in class with fokasibe/ rappin the nairaland anthem
u think i cant rap? but am here to surprise em
am kinda hungry tho /but my maid is not cooking
my sis is drinking liquid and she's eating some cookies
i just stole one cuzz damn she wasnt looking !


dont worry how u sound , the first time, no one is expecting u to rhyme tight at first ,
.u were neva a rapper anyways until now. and a lotta nairaland clowns will pass by and drop silly comments .dont be distracted just concentrate on ur lecturer, there are many clowns all over the world over from different parts , get used to them and have fun with them , they are part of our school (i will let u know how they will be used as examples as lecture progresses)
Now if u look at the above rap lines.it has no structure but it sounded tight cuzz it was just a freestyle , mere looking at things around me while typing this , i was able to freestyle those lines and still rhyme. i kept it simple tho. now take a look at the structure above , most words ended with -em or -king but they all sounded similar even tho they werent the same. this pattern makes ur rap lines pleasant to hear especially when placed on a beat.
this takes us to lecture 2 the ART OF RHYMING. u can go for break now gurl and look forward to the first guest lecturer wordsmith coming for a special guest appearance tomorrow.
meanwhile listen to

1. lil kim ft moob deep - quiet storm remix
2. flowshow - the flowshow lp mixtape intro.
3. lil kim ft shanice- you can watch or listen to these songs are on youtube.

LISTEN AND LEARN FROM THIS 3 RAP SONGS as u prepare for lecture day 2 and wordsmith guest lecture tomorrow.
lalaboi and shaz are coming the day after tomorrow.

Na waaaa. . . Are you serious about this? I thought you were joking ooo. . .

How about this naa. .


Stand ------- up --------- nigga get your ass to da floor,
Show us what ya got show us dat u're hardcore,
Yo shitty moves aint stellar their just so lame bore,
I aint taking this crap, I aint takin no more.


Ma momma says I aint fit to rap cause I am Asian,
But I can't help it cause I see da temptation,
I tried rappin on the streets like a hardcore Malaysian,
People think I'm crazy they called me a pirated caucasian. .


Hows that Baba Fokasibe? 


I took lalaboi's advise to not try be a clown and this time am serious ooo. . Although I almost fell into the trap of yeyeness once again. . .

gabrywyl:

How about this naa. .


Stand ------- up --------- nigga get your ass to da floor,
Show us what ya got show us dat u're hardcore,
Yo shitty moves aint stellar their just so lame bore,
I aint taking this crap, I aint takin no more.


Ma momma says I aint fit to rap cause I am Asian,
But I can't help it cause I see da temptation,
I tried rappin on the streets like a hardcore Malaysian,
People think I'm crazy they called me a pirated caucasian. .

ofokasibe:


hey word up yo/ its gabrywyl in the building
you neva knew me but now u cant refuse me
am in class with fokasibe/ rappin the nairaland anthem
u think i cant rap? but am here to surprise em
am kinda hungry tho /but my maid is not cooking
my sis is drinking liquid and she's eating some cookies
i just stole one cuzz damn she wasnt looking !

Gabrwyl. . . . .nice. . . .compare these 2. . . . .which one did you think was better?

I dont know really. what is your opinion?

u're just saying that cause we are related ooo

Chineke.

gabrywyl:

How about this naa. .


[b]Stand ------- up --------- nigga get your ass to da floor,
Show us what ya got show us dat u're hardcore,
Yo shitty moves aint stellar their just so lame bore,
I aint taking this crap, I aint takin no more.

Hows that Baba Fokasibe? 


I took lalaboi's advise to not try be a clown and this time am serious ooo. . Although I almost fell into the trap of yeyeness once again. . .

nice gurl . no need to take lala's advice. no clowning we just having some humorous fun . am coming for part 2 . and howz my student doin today?

ibkaye:

Chineke.

why

ofokasibe:

nice gurl . no need to take lala's advice. no clowning we just having some humorous fun . am coming for part 2 . and howz my student doin today?

Baba Fokasibe, I dey fine. Ok, i wont be around for 3 days but Ill be back on Monday. U carry on jor. When I get the chance, i would read up your 2nd lesson.

good student lol!

lalaboi:

Gabrwyl. . . . .nice. . . .compare these 2. . . . .which one did you think was better?

lalaboi u always follow me everywhere just to derep me . even my student gab is obedient , why now? why u wan foloow fly enter shit,

@shaz
u dey see me so, now that i am born again these human beings are tempting me to go back to the ways of the world. anyway lala abowabaa loro e.

back to my lovely student gabbrywl. sorry gurl i have been busy during the weekend . anyways . lets begin today's lectures 
LECTURE 2 - ADVANCED PUNCHLINING
gab , since u are above the nursery sch rhyme stage , judging from those few lines u dropped , we need to advance to the next stage called
ADVANCED PUNCHLINING

EXERCISE ONE -FILL IN THE GAP
gabryywyl this is lesson 2 exercise 1
am gonna be asking some punchlines questions and u have to fill in the gap or fill in what u fill should complete the punchline
10 PUNCHLINE QUESTIONS TOTAL 100%

1. like an ojuelegba boy i am gutter like a,
2. if u spit kung fu /welcome to ,
3. even if we die now you still wouldnt ,
4. me against u is mode vs rugged , one death blow and ur whole career is ,
5. even if u tie towel on ur head u still wouldnt bring the ,
6. blow for blow/ u wouldnt match me lyrically
you is a biting tyson , i am a champ like  ,
7. i spit fire /u spit water / even if u swallow matches you still ,
8. ask nairaland i am a music radio giant even if u marry  lalaboi u still wouldnt be an _ _ _ (3 letter words )
9. am known to spit bars like chocolates
these nairaland rappers are soft like ,
10. like chiogo , i am the chic with the finest logo,
even if they give u 100 marks free of charge this illiterate would still,


so gurl u are expecting to just fill in the blank spaces then i will score u over 100%. dont worry about the haters and the boys with hater comments , infact if they all dont make comment then i would be scared cuzz this is nairaland gurl .like bliss said they are all haters like nairaland . so gab fill in the gap am coming to mark it. if u have any question or comment ask me . be good gurl .see ya. and i spoke to flowshow the king of the reatrdo family. he promised to dedicate a special rap song to u when u graduate plus u get a free beat too ,. aight gurl? now answer ur punchline questions.see u soon

bobo yi. . . .i was just asking ur student a question. . . .whats bad in that. . . .ok sorry sir. . . .my input isnt valuable lol. . . .i'll panumo from now on!

lalaboi:

bobo yi. . . .i was just asking ur student a question. . . .whats bad in that. . . .ok sorry sir. . . .my input isnt valuable lol. . . .i'll panumo from now on!

lol good boy .lala lala , emelo ni mope e ?
i just typed & posted this in less than 2 secs, and u have alredy replied , are u stalking my thread.ni?, or do u want to toast my student.ni? i told u you are a patron , a grand patron is supposed to donate money not make comments . ok be a good boy till the donation day coming up in a few . as u can see shaz is watching from the background . so be coolheaded boi and pls show ofoka some love for creativity . at least i am lighting up this dead threads init?.

@gab sugar where are u o. dont allow lala take ur seat! lol

1. like an ojuelegba boy i am gutter like a,

Question: What does ojuelegba means?

gabrywyl's Rap moves:-

like an ojuelegba boy,
i am gutter like a koi,
Make u fit buy me toy,
Or I dey yarn at ma big  boy,
Big Busty Uncle Roy

2. if u spit kung fu /welcome to ,

Question: is the stroke (/) in between the word "kung fu" and "welcome" a comma (,)  or just a stroke (/)? If it is just a stroke, what does it symbolizes?

gabrywyl's Rap moves:-

if u spit kung fu / welcome to ma zoo,
U big mumu, go u chop fufu,
And wear your tutu, in da big loo loo,
U big Poo Poo, Mugu Mugu Mugu        

3. even if we die now you still wouldnt ,

gabrywyl's Rap moves:-

even if we die now, you still wouldnt cry now,
cause u be thick cow, acting like yeye fowl . . .

4. me against u is mode vs rugged , one death blow and ur whole career is  ,

gabrywyl's Rap moves:-

me against u is mode vs rugged ,
one death blow and ur whole career is devastated,
stop acting like a timid u little maggot,
Its not the end u still got long way to go you gay

5. even if u tie towel on ur head, u still wouldnt bring the ,

gabrywyl's Rap moves:-

even if u tie towel on ur head,
u still wouldnt bring the dead
back to life cause you aint mad,
Unless u're sufferin from Mr. Red

6. blow for blow/ u wouldnt match me lyrically

gabrywyl's Rap moves:-

blow for blow/ u wouldnt match me lyrically,
I dey challenge you now mentally and physically,
see who fit win and bring back da trophy,
hearin your line makes me laugh hysterically

you is a biting tyson , i am a champ like  , 

gabrywyl's Rap moves:-

you is a biting tyson , i am a champ like Imbison,
U claim to rap like a phython,
lets see what you got, ensure your skills are tighten. . .

7. i spit fire /u spit water / even if u swallow matches you still ,

gabrywyl's Rap moves:-

i spit fire /u spit water /
even if u swallow matches you still dey gutter,
make u fit marry mamy water,
as slim and slippery as a butter. . .
Am sure you fit well well to suffer

8. ask nairaland i am a music radio giant even if u marry  lalaboi u still wouldnt be an _ _ _ (3 letter words )

gabrywyl's Rap moves:-

ask nairaland i am a music radio giant,
even if u marry  lalaboi u still wouldnt be an amazing Rapper Lion

9. am known to spit bars like chocolates, these nairaland rappers are soft like , 

gabrywyl's Rap moves:-

am known to spit bars like chocolates,
these nairaland rappers are soft like marshmallow droplets ,
when am spittin ma lines, it sounded like rappin in triplets,
Those whom beat me fit be big fat idiots

10. like chiogo , i am the chic with the finest logo,
even if they give u 100 marks free of charge this illiterate would still,

gabrywyl's Rap moves:-

like chiogo , i am the chic with the finest logo,
even if they give u 100 marks free of charge this illiterate would still look like a mofo, 
U will never beat me not even ma Nairaland Husband Bigmodo,
U look like a Hot bastard, a combiation of a toto and a koko.

Teacher dat teaches shit

i bet u'had pick ur leaches of scrotum in water

i'm liking this, not bad gaby , but u still gotta learn harder.

Diaperman!!! Cut the crap! 


Crudedude,  Thank you naaa. I will try harder. I need some Black power and Rap inspiration. 

gabrywyl:

Diaperman!!! Cut the crap!


Crudedude, Thank you naaa. I will try harder. I need some Black power and Rap inspiration.

hi gurl , dont worry about diaperman , when a guy has a diaper first name what do u expect him to say ? shit of course!, so back to ur classwork , here is the result::

1. like an ojuelegba boy i am gutter like a bowling ball
2. if u spit kung fu /welcome to ,the fist of fury
3. even if we die now you still wouldnt , stand above us
4. me against u is mode vs rugged , one death blow and ur whole career is , game over
5. even if u tie towel on ur head u still wouldnt bring the , remedy ( eedris)
6. blow for blow/ u wouldnt match me lyrically
you is a biting tyson , i am a champ like , floyd mayweather
7. i spit fire /u spit water / even if u swallow matches you still ,light this
8. ask nairaland i am a music radio giant even if u marry lalaboi u still wouldnt be an M.O.D(3 letter words )
9. am known to spit bars like chocolates
these nairaland rappers are soft like , a ladies breast
10. like chiogo , i am the chic with the finest logo,
even if they give u 100 marks free of charge this illiterate would still, score zero

so gabrywyl baby., we need to progress to DAY 3 EXERCISE
YOU WILL LIST 10 PUNCHLINES /METAPHORS WHICH I WILL COME BACK TO RATE OR SCORE OR AMEND. SO BACK TO CLASS GURL .LIST TEN PUNCHLINES AS DIFFERENT FROM WHAT I WROTE ABOVE ., BE CREATIVE , LOOK AT THE EXamPLE AND CREATE URS ,.OK I AM WAITING 4 U. K THX.

Huh? How I fit know thats the answer? And I thought I have to make rap lines?

gabrywyl:

Huh? How I fit know thats the answer? And I thought I have to make rap lines?

its ok gurl, thats why you are still learning in the MRC way , now i need to know if u understand the meanings of punchlines. list ten punchlines of ur choice and i will come and comments ., k?

Gabby raises up her hands at baba Fokasibe and ask questions:-


1. What does MRC stands for and means?

2. What is punchlines?

ofokasibe means Multiple Retard Clones -wordsmith n lalaboi will explain berra

MRC consists of bolajibroke , flowshow , ofokasibe , edosioo, chasisgirl, sauran etc

punchlines means a funny ending of joke: the last part of a joke or funny story that delivers the meaning and humor to ridicule ur battle rap opponent or used in a rap verse. so gabby list 10 punchlines of ur cholice so i can assess you , youi can goggle best rap punchlines to read about punchlines , then come back to list ur own original punchlines .it must be urs , we will call it 10 best gabbrywyl punchlines . so list 10 now.

ofokasibe:

ofokasibe means Multiple Retard Clones -wordsmith n lalaboi will explain berra

MRC consists of bolajibroke , flowshow , ofokasibe , edosioo, chasisgirl, sauran etc

Now why would you name yourelf a Multiple Retard CLones?

And what is the meaning of MRC's exactly? Like u have names them but what do they do actually? I have not seen most of them and some I have not seen in a long time naa

lol they are actually very nice people. some of em are on holiday in bahamas , so they aint surfing.

Can I post my previous punchline on the chinko rap as well?