Reporting for duty....

Why did that useless ankle heal on time sef? The fat cow is a waste of space.

God bless ManUtd

TEAM NEWS: Four changes for United as Phil Jones, Marcos Rojo, Morgan Schneiderlin and Ander Herrera all return to the starting line-up.

Lord give us this day our winning spirit....

May God help us


RIP Howard Kendall

Depay on bench

GAME ON!

1' We are underway in the first half at Goodison Park! The hosts are looking to extend their current unbeaten run, with Man United aiming to forget their horrendous performance against Arsenal last time out. There is a minute of silence before kick off for ex-Toffees boss Howard Kendall.

Rooney starting this match makes me scared

3' Martial is pushed out to the left flank, with Rooney playing through the middle as it stands. Galloway is released down the left- hand side, before feeding Naismith into an dangerous area, but the Scotland international sees a shot charged down well.

4' Herrera is felled by a cynical tackle from Galloway, with Man United having a chance to load the box with red shirts. Mata's free-kick delivery is half cleared by a header from Jagielka, with Schweinsteiger lashing the rebound well wide.

Schweinsteiger lifts a ball over the top for Rooney to chase, but both Stones and Jagielka are across quickly to deny the England international. Van Gaal's men are leading the early charge, with Everton being forced onto the back foot. Lukaku hasn't been able to do anything other than chase lost causes thus far.

8' Martial goes on a good run down the left channel, but Coleman matches the Frenchman for pace! The Irishman shields the ball back to Howard, who kickstarts an immediate counter. Lukaku is fed in behind enemy lines, but De Gea is alert to the danger and quick off his line to deny the Belgium international. Mata then whips a cross in towards Rooney, but Jagielka clears.

Everton to win by two goals to nothing.

10' Darmian plays a neat one-two with Herrera, before the former Torino defender's cross is missed by Rooney! The Italy international put in a lovely ball, right in between the hosts' defensive line and Howard. The Red Devils are playing much of the better football thus far, with Martinez gesturing wildly.

12' Lukaku is fed into a dangerous area, but Smalling does well to jostle with the lone striker and pressure him into taking a poor touch. Jones mops up the scraps, with the former Blackburn Rovers defender able to cushion a header back to De Gea. The Belgian forward is being fed in behind enemy lines regularly now.

14' Barkley bursts into a dangerous area on the edge of the penalty area, but the Englishman sees a shot charged down easily. Moments later, Naismith is felled by Schneiderlin, with the visitors surrendering a free kick to the Toffees. Lukaku shoots, with a deflection off the wall wrongfooting De Gea - but the ball skips the wrong side of the upright!

Chai, see as Everton dey take Man United do training

16' Smalling manages to Lukaku to a ball forward yet again, with the former Fulham defender doing well to contend with the ex- Anderlecht striker. Man United are having more of the possession, but Everton's quick breaks forward are keeping De Gea on his toes.

More of that Herrera

Schneiderlin scores for United

EVE 0-1 MUN

Nyc goal for united

GOAL

SCHNER . .

17' Stones does well to lash a dangerous cross away, with Lukaku chasing the long ball upfield. Smalling shifts a pass back to De Gea, with the ex-Chelsea striker continuing to have to race around feeding off scraps. Herrera unleashes a good strike from around 25 yards out, but Howard does well to palm a save over his crossbar!

abeg who see am?

18' GOOOOOOOOOOAL! SCHNEIDERLIN OPENS THE SCORING! The French midfielder is on hand at the back post to guide a great finish inside the far post! Rojo picks out the ex- Saints man, who slots beyond Howard to give the Red Devils an early lead!

As odd as it seems I am more tensed wheneva we are playing Everton than any of the 3 big clubs......Even with this goal d tension has not been relieved a bit.

United.. ! Letz go there !

see as herrera dey make ball flow for midfield, na player be that

why everton go dey Bleep up like this now