[color=#000000][/color] 1: There's nothing like the laughter of a baby. Unless it's 1 a.m. and you're home alone. 2: I always thought my cat had a staring problem - she always seemed fixated on my face. Until one day, when I realized that she was always looking just behind me. 3: My wife woke me up last night to tell me there was an intruder in our house. She was murdered by an intruder 2 years ago. 4: In all of the time that I've lived alone in this house. I swear to God I've closed more doors than I've opened. 5: . I woke up to hear knocking on glass. At first, I thought it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again.The last thing I saw was my alarm clock flashing 12:07 before she pushed her long rotting nails through my chest, her other hand muffling my screams. I sat bolt upright, relieved it was only a dream, but as I saw my alarm clock read 12:06. I heard my closet door creak open.