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Can't Stop Laughing! See New Job Titles by mynaijainfo(m): 7:39pm On Oct 25, 2015
cheesy cheesy

To Package urself no be crime....
NEW JOB TITLES:

*Gardener: Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)

*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)

*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager(OACM)

*Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)

*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)

*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)

*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)

*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)

*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)

*Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)

*Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE)

*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)

*Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)

*Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager (AM)

*Cook : Gastrointestina l Nourishment Management Executive(GNMO)

*Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS)

Do Not Forget
*Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)

*Gossip : Research & Communications Manager (RCM).

*Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS)

*Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME)

*Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction Engineer (AFTCE)

*Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)

*Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution Consultant (IWDC)

Have a laughter-filled week!

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Re: Can't Stop Laughing! See New Job Titles by mynaijainfo(m): 7:41pm On Oct 25, 2015
CC: lalasticlala cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Can't Stop Laughing! See New Job Titles by streetshuttle(m): 7:41pm On Oct 25, 2015
Wicked.
Re: Can't Stop Laughing! See New Job Titles by Nobody: 7:42pm On Oct 25, 2015
Hahahahahahah!!! Fantastic!!!




Welldone.
Re: Can't Stop Laughing! See New Job Titles by mynaijainfo(m): 7:44pm On Oct 25, 2015
Add yours!
Re: Can't Stop Laughing! See New Job Titles by Nobody: 7:44pm On Oct 25, 2015
For car owners and diagnostic shops, check my signature and learn how to connect ur fone, with ur vehicle ECU
Re: Can't Stop Laughing! See New Job Titles by politricks: 7:44pm On Oct 25, 2015
Wailer- Negative analytical and critizing manager.
Re: Can't Stop Laughing! See New Job Titles by Nobody: 7:46pm On Oct 25, 2015
grin grin grin Companies be like,''You must have at least 7 years working experience before getting job in any of the fields mentioned above.''
Re: Can't Stop Laughing! See New Job Titles by Badgers14: 7:46pm On Oct 25, 2015
Unemployed....Town suvyeor.....that was wicked cheesy grin grin
Re: Can't Stop Laughing! See New Job Titles by myqel(m): 7:47pm On Oct 25, 2015
Lol grin




Peepz pls what about NYSC
Re: Can't Stop Laughing! See New Job Titles by kossyablaze(m): 7:50pm On Oct 25, 2015
Heheehehehehe

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Re: Can't Stop Laughing! See New Job Titles by assu2013(m): 7:58pm On Oct 25, 2015
Cannot stop laughing. But very creative
Re: Can't Stop Laughing! See New Job Titles by phatriqk(m): 8:04pm On Oct 25, 2015
very funny.......d poster below is under d influence
Re: Can't Stop Laughing! See New Job Titles by mynaijainfo(m): 8:14pm On Oct 25, 2015
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Can't Stop Laughing! See New Job Titles by Tallesty1(m): 8:23pm On Oct 25, 2015
LEO
Re: Can't Stop Laughing! See New Job Titles by Inioluwa01(m): 8:26pm On Oct 25, 2015
Lmfao

Re: Can't Stop Laughing! See New Job Titles by DeHero1: 8:53pm On Oct 25, 2015
Hmmm
Re: Can't Stop Laughing! See New Job Titles by mynaijainfo(m): 9:24pm On Oct 25, 2015
Begger - Fund converting manager

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