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The 11 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church. by tinziemaine(m): 9:33pm On Oct 25, 2015 |
That awkward moment in church when:
1. You enter the church some minutes to the end of
the service and all eyes fall on you.
2. They're singing a particular song which you don't
even know it exists.
3. Everyone is dancing as if there's a gift for it and
you're the odd one out, standing like a vertical log
of wood
4. You're to dance to the front to drop your offering
and the person in front of you is engaging in an
endless buttock-shaking Shoki dance, blocking
your way forward
5. You're being tapped by the usher, telling you to
stop sleeping, then you will be like "i no dey sleep
na", with sleepy red eyes
6. The pastor asks you to look at your neighbour
eyeball to eyeball and your neighbour has only
one eye...You gats close one of ur eyes too.
7. Wen your pastor asks you to pray that you'll buy
that house you're living in as a tenant IJN and
your landlord is sitting next to u, winking at you.
8. When you're to drink the holy communion and it
pours on your white cloth
9. When the pastor is pointing at someone at your
back and everyone is looking at you
10. Wen sinners are asked to come to the front and
the whole church is still seated, lookin 4 who will
stand up 1st!!
11. When virgins are asked to come forward and your
mum is sitting next to you, smiling with the
confidence of what u are not
.
.
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Re: The 11 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church. by henribj(m): 9:37pm On Oct 25, 2015 |
hahahahaha 1 Like |
Re: The 11 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church. by JohnEazy(m): 6:16pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
lol...h |
Re: The 11 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church. by JohnEazy(m): 6:17pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
lol... |
Re: The 11 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church. by tsmat(m): 8:53pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
Funny |
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