Lloyd banks, Eminem and big L cracks me up whenever I play their jams so I just want to share some funny punchlines from dope rappers, share yours if you got.
1. Big Lol - "A Tec-9 is my
utensil/Filling n***as
with so much lead they
can use they d**k for a
pencil."
2. Big L - F**king punk, you
ain't a leader what,
nobody followed you/
You was never s**t,
your mother should
have swallowed you
3. Big L - Big L is the n***a you expect to catch wreck in any cassette deck/I'm so ahead of my time my parents haven't met yet.
4. Lloyd Banks - I collect the chicks you are falling in love with make them Sit back and blow me, and argue over my balls(nuts) like Shaq and Kobe.
5. Big L - And when it comes
to gettin nookie, I'm not
a rookie/I got girls that
make that chick Toni
Braxton look like
Whoopi( Goldberg the ugly woman ) Hahahahaha
6. Big L - I only roll with
orginators chicks stick
to my d**k like magnets
on refrigerators
7. Big L - I knocked out so
many teeth the tooth
fairy went bankrupt.
drop a funny or dope punchline you've heard ...

Mad punchlines there bruv !

Big L - Some say I'm ruthless, some say I'm grim /

Once a burgler broke into my house and I robbed him /

I'm all about endz and skinz , when you got those, you don't need no mu'fking friends

- Lifestyles ov da poor and dangerous