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MUST LAUGH: Difference Between Foreign Advice And Nigerian Advice by Chidusky(m): 8:36am On Oct 29, 2015
The difference between foreign advice and Nigerian advice
FOREIGN PAGE:
Hello, My name is Kathy Moss , I’m from UK. I love my husband so much and I do anything to please him in bed. I even s*ck his thing but he has refused to eat my ‘thing’. Please advice me how to tell him to go down on me cos I really want my ‘thing’ juice sucked.
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COMMENTS:
John Phillips: I think you need to talk to him, marriage is communication.
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Alexandra Matters: Oh my dear, sorry about that, I have been in your shoes before... I told him right away and he is an expert in it.
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Kelvin Martins: I get down with my wife, its cool. I love doing it... you should talk to your husband.
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NIGERIAN PAGE:
My name is Yetunde, I stay In Lagos, married with a kid, my husband have refused to s.u.c.k. my ‘thing’, what should I do…? No insults abeg… Just need your suggestions.
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COMMENTS:
Musa: First to comment, Space Booked!
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Freshkid: and how does that affect the price of garri in the market?
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Emeka Ngochi: F00l, sex na food?
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Nkiru Joy: You are a disgrace to woman-hood. SHAME on you.
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Kunle DeeDee: Any news about ASUU Strike?
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Toheeb Sule: If you want I can suck for you, call my number. 0700233766214
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Temitayo: I no blame you at all, better go find something to do with your life. Suck kor, soak-away ni.
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Richard: Abeg who get bb charger?
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Amaka: You be ashewo!!! You need deliverance!
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Lynda: Sign of End-time, Anti Christ among us, Please repent!
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Taofeek: Thunder fire you!!! You a womanhood to disgrace!
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Re: MUST LAUGH: Difference Between Foreign Advice And Nigerian Advice by phrancys001(m): 10:26am On Oct 29, 2015
Yeah! Usual responds from the refinery of nairaland.
Re: MUST LAUGH: Difference Between Foreign Advice And Nigerian Advice by Nobody: 10:55am On Oct 29, 2015
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Refinery!
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Re: MUST LAUGH: Difference Between Foreign Advice And Nigerian Advice by Marvyx(m): 11:01am On Oct 29, 2015
Lmao!!!!.....

The bb charger's crew.

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