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You Just Can't Fool Them Flies by blissieng(f): 11:09am On May 08, 2009
An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a state trooper.

"You were speeding," the cop said. "I'm going to have to give you a ticket."

"Yep," the farmer said as he watched the trooper shoo away several flies.

"These flies sure are terrible," the trooper complained.

"Yep," the farmer said. "Them are circle flies."

"What's a circle fly?"

"Them flies that circle a horse's tail," answered the farmer. "Them are circle flies."

"You wouldn't be calling me a horse's rear, would you?" the trooper angrily asked.

"Nope, I didn't," the farmer replied. "But you just can't fool them flies."
Re: You Just Can't Fool Them Flies by donsponky(m): 11:16am On May 08, 2009
i dont get that joke may are talking about yourself tongue grin i guess so grin
Re: You Just Can't Fool Them Flies by romsky: 11:17am On May 08, 2009
i do understand d joke beta dan d post above moi
Re: You Just Can't Fool Them Flies by Bbeee: 11:19am On May 08, 2009
cool cool
Re: You Just Can't Fool Them Flies by blissieng(f): 11:20am On May 08, 2009
Roma

You understand the joke?

Abeg u fit help me explain to 'blond' Donsponky?
Re: You Just Can't Fool Them Flies by Lolabbey: 11:26am On May 08, 2009
paddy e how far?
Re: You Just Can't Fool Them Flies by blissieng(f): 11:27am On May 08, 2009
undecided
Re: You Just Can't Fool Them Flies by romsky: 11:33am On May 08, 2009
lola mo wa pa cheesy
ble i meant the joke is more self xplanatory than his comment cool
Re: You Just Can't Fool Them Flies by blissieng(f): 11:35am On May 08, 2009
Did I mention how much I lauv it wen u r on ma side? It feels strange! wink
Re: You Just Can't Fool Them Flies by romsky: 11:52am On May 08, 2009
dont get used to it cus i aint dat predictable
Re: You Just Can't Fool Them Flies by blissieng(f): 11:53am On May 08, 2009
wo'ever mate.

learn to read between the lines, and I wonder --- do you always eat wat u r dished?
Re: You Just Can't Fool Them Flies by studio43(m): 11:54am On May 08, 2009
chaii lol
Re: You Just Can't Fool Them Flies by blissieng(f): 12:01pm On May 08, 2009
Rommy, na lauv o!

not to only you sabi unpredictable wink wink
Re: You Just Can't Fool Them Flies by Ben13: 12:08pm On May 08, 2009
must we fight
Re: You Just Can't Fool Them Flies by Bbeee: 12:10pm On May 08, 2009
it runs in d blood
Re: You Just Can't Fool Them Flies by studio43(m): 12:19pm On May 08, 2009
blisieng gave birth of them all
Re: You Just Can't Fool Them Flies by blissieng(f): 12:40pm On May 08, 2009
bu ha ha

Ibonlogy, Studio don ti-aoun!
Re: You Just Can't Fool Them Flies by romsky: 12:41pm On May 08, 2009
ble i neva had reasons 2 read in btw lines cos i prefer d blunt ones
Re: You Just Can't Fool Them Flies by blissieng(f): 12:45pm On May 08, 2009
where's d fun in that?

Roma, u dey loose touch o! where's the spunk I fell in rove wiv? eh baba Alaba?
Re: You Just Can't Fool Them Flies by sylve11: 12:50pm On May 08, 2009
wuwuwu cool
Re: You Just Can't Fool Them Flies by Ben13: 1:05pm On May 08, 2009
your original language. right?
Re: You Just Can't Fool Them Flies by studio43(m): 1:18pm On May 08, 2009
sylve11:

wuwuwu cool

hahahahahahaha

chai, grin
Re: You Just Can't Fool Them Flies by romsky: 1:20pm On May 08, 2009
na wah o
Re: You Just Can't Fool Them Flies by studio43(m): 1:24pm On May 08, 2009
nor be my fault.
Re: You Just Can't Fool Them Flies by blissieng(f): 1:27pm On May 08, 2009
angry
Re: You Just Can't Fool Them Flies by tytylayor: 3:31pm On May 08, 2009
honestly, to be frank and thompson, i dnt get d yoke embarassed

lomade i nid ya help here embarassed
Re: You Just Can't Fool Them Flies by Lolabbey: 3:37pm On May 08, 2009
yfy abeg no disapoint me nah
Re: You Just Can't Fool Them Flies by blissieng(f): 4:19pm On May 08, 2009
Baba Alaba coming to the rescue, or so he said/insinuated.
Re: You Just Can't Fool Them Flies by tytylayor: 5:03pm On May 08, 2009
iyale mi, tot i 4got my humour sense @ home, i was late so i left inn a hurry
Re: You Just Can't Fool Them Flies by blissieng(f): 5:04pm On May 08, 2009
??
Re: You Just Can't Fool Them Flies by Ben13: 5:14pm On May 08, 2009
Cheii!!

see as I just dey post for thread wey I no even understand grin
Re: You Just Can't Fool Them Flies by blissieng(f): 6:00pm On May 08, 2009
blondie!!!

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