This couple goes to an agricultural show way out
in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, & are
watching the auctioning off of bulls.

The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull
to be auctioned off: "A fine specimen, this bull
reproduced 60 times last year."

The wife nudges her husband in the ribs,
& comments, "See! That was more than 5 times
a month!"

The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine
specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last
year."

Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's
some 10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!"

Her husband is getting really annoyed with this
comparison.

The third bull is up for sale:
"And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365
times last year!"

The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells,
"That's once a day, every day of the year!
How about YOU?!"

The husband was pretty irritated by now, & yells
back, "Sure, once a day!... But ask the auctioneer
if they were all with the same cow!!!"

i think the lady will keep shut now....hahahahahahaha

.Boyfriend and girlfriend go into a restaurant and
sit down in a booth. There is a man sitting at
the bar, checking the woman out, up and down.

As the boyfriend gets up to go to the bathroom,
the man walks over the the girlfriend, sits down
right across from her and looks her right in the
eyes. Without blinking he says, "I want to suck
your nipples raw, and fill your pussy up with
Tequila, and sip it out with a straw." Needless
to say, the woman is appaulled. The man notices
the boyfriend coming back so he returns to his
bar stool.

As the boyfriend sits down, his girlfriend tells
him frantically, "that man at the bar said he
wanted to suck my nipples raw." Well the
boyfriend gets pissed and stands up like he's
getting ready to beat the shit out of this guy.
"Hold on honey, there's more," the girlfriend
says.

"What is it?!" the boyfriend asks.

His girlfriend says, "He also said he wanted to
fill my pussy up with Tequila and sip it out with
a straw." Her boyfriend then sits back down in
his seat.

Angrily, his girlfriend says, "Well aren't you
going to do anything?!?!?!"

Her boyfriend replies, "Honey, I'm not messing
with any man who can drink that much Tequila."

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