1.The Pen Borrowers; they
are always in the bank,common pen they won't
have.these ppl are very dangerous once u lend
them the pen,u may find it difficult to identify
them at a bank in Nigeria,once someone tells u
"may I've ur pen?" Believe me bros dat's d last
time u will see that pen(except if u are lucky)


2.The I Dey Ur Back Team: immediately they enter
d bank,even before taking the slip(Withdrawal or
deposit)all they do is to know the last person and
u will hear them saying am at ur back. if care is
not taken,abt 8 ppl can tell u l dey ur back,then
at the end of the day they cause confusion (na
me dey him back,I don tell am I was here before u
blah blah).

3 The no protocol Team:this kind of
ppl don't obey d 1st come,1st served slogan,they
are mouthed in the bank.immediately they come
in they walk straight to the manager or cashier,he
ask them to sit down and within 5mins they've
completed their transactions while u still dey dere
looking like mumu for queue (deris God oo).

4.The
bank door rejectees;these ppl will always have a
problem with d bank door,u see them removing
their belt, car key,phones and others and yet the
machine keeps shouting 'pls go back' my bros pls
next time come 2bank naked..Biko e go allow u...


5.The teller wasters:these kind of ppl can waste
teller of bank,to fill deposit slip or Withdrawer slip
na Jamb Questions,u see them cancelling,sque
ezing,tearing and taking another one.to write
3780 naira in words na gobe.even the so call
undergraduate are found wanting in this
scenario.....

6.The ppl from another planet;these
ppl always behave like them no dey dis world
since two years,they will always be asking for
today's date,some will even ask u which month
we dey,even after telling them the correct
date,dey will still go and ask someone else...I tire
for dis ppl ooo......ABEG WHICH CATEGORY YOU
DEY

Cc; Lalasticlala