On this fateful thursday, we opened our branch like every other day. The first customer to enter the banking hall was a highly infuriated irate customer. He walked up to the customer care and angrily demanded his account balance. The CCO wrote the customer's available account balance on a piece of paper and handed it to him in a confidential manner.
Suddenly, the guy flared up saying he got a debit alert of #30,000 a day before whereas he never transacted. He claimed his debit card was right away with him when he got the debit alert.
The customer care officer checked the customer's transaction history and saw a withdrawal of #30,000 using our branch ATM. The guy still insisted he wasn't privy to such withdrawal. So, he was asked to write a letter of complaint concerning an unauthorized withdrawal made from the account. My guy wote and his complain was thereafter forwarded to the branch manager who now spooled the CCTV footage of the alleged transaction, date/time and who made the withdrawal. The image looked like the guy but the person appeared younger. But when this image was shown to my guy, he denied ever seeing that person. He began shouting and yelling on top of his voice in a bid to draw out sympathy from other bank customers. He insisted his money should be given to him there and then. The BM and chief security officer tried to interrogate him as there seem to be a lot of semblance between him and the unauthorized withdrawer. But he yelled continuously. As he turned out to become a nuisance in the banking hall, he was now handed to the police officers who watch over the banking premises. In fact, the BM secretly advised one of the police guys to shake the guy a bit so he could just give us a meaningful information. Unknown to him, the police guy had over drunk himself to nearly stupor and was nearly unconscious he's operating in a banking environment. So as they passed the troublesome customer to the police unit, the drunk police just said, "You're the baga that is worrying everybody abi?"
The young man replied, "Oga, I'm not a baga! I know my right. You can not intimidate me even in a uniform else I'll Sue the Nigerian Police Force and the bank and everyone complacent in my fraudulent transactions will be sacked". E be like say that comment tear the police guy brain na so he cock him gun, threatening to shoot at the guy. Initially we thought he was bluffing. He continued to mean it.
At this point, our constitutional customer-lawyer went on his knees begging the police not to shoot him that the person that made the withdrawal was his brother and that the plot was carried out by both of them so as to eat the bank's money. As he begged, tears rolled down his cheek. At this point, the kind vex wey boil from the drunken police no be hereooo. He just started panting up and down beating his chest that he will kill this bastard and bury him himself, he will not only end there, he will kill his thief of a brother, their mom, their father, their neighbors and everyone known to them. While the guy was on his knees still begging, he pointed his gun to the customer's fore head, asking him to say his last wish and prayers as he goes to meet the Lord. O boy, at that point, it dawned on everyone say this na deal gone bad. The BM called him begged him not to carry out his threat that we should just pardon him. He refused. The BM promised to settle him and his team #2,000 for their helpfulness so far, he declined that he wants the guy's blood. His partner come see as this police guy serious naim him warn am not to carry his threat. He tells him to shut him pointing the gun to his partner, my BM wan run, he tell am to freeze pointing the gun to him directing everyone to be on their knees. Na so my BM begin beg am say him get baby twins wey dey still young o. Walahi, that day. It took the intervention of local mobs(agberos) before we could displace the police man of his gun and arrested o. Praise the Lord
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Oboy, this is hilariously hilarious. The policeman took it personal.

film yan dun sha....
especially were the police man threatened to shoot the guy......
..to God be the glory

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A drunk policeman is worse than a missile without guide.