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Illiteracy Is A Disease!!! by Nobody: 4:07pm On Nov 23, 2015 |
A student failed JAMB 5 tyms. 1 day, she travelled 2 visit her frnd in UNIBEN, she fell sick & was admitted to a hospital there. She later called her mum & said... GIRL: Hello ma MUM: The place is silent, whr r u? GIRL: I'm in UNIBEN MUM: Wooow finally, thank God o GIRL: I was admitted MUM: Thats great o. God has disgraced the witches in ur father's house dat don't want you to go to school (laughing & dancing) GIRL: Mama na Malaria o MUM: Malaria is a gud course o my daughter, plz take it serious o GIRL: I would b discharged 2moro MUM: God forbid my daughter!!!. U go complete ur four years over there in Jesus name. Girl: God punish Illiteracy!! Mum: Amen..... coz I heard dat d lecturer is very wicked. 1 Like |
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