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The FA Has Released New Rules Just To Save Chelsea From Relegation. by Nobody: 9:45pm On Nov 01, 2015
See Rules Below:

1. Chelsea will be allowed to filed 13players during home games and 15 during away games.

2. If they win 2 consequtive corners kicks they will be awarded a penalty.

3. Any attempt on goal will be treated as a goal.

4. If a Chelsea player is fouled, that’s a straight penalty regardless of their position on the pitch.

5. They will be allowed to make 13 Substitution.

6. They will be awarded 6 points for every match won. 4 points draw and 2 points if they loose.

7. They will be allowed to field 2 or 3 goalkeepers at the same time.

8. Any attempts to tackle or mark Hazard will result in a penalty.

9. Finally, Jose Mourinho will be allowed to Instruct the players inside the pitch as the match is ongoing.
....Lol..... na joke oo
Re: The FA Has Released New Rules Just To Save Chelsea From Relegation. by sexysegggs: 9:58pm On Nov 01, 2015
England FA new rules: 1. Any big four who fail to win five matches out of eleven should be relegated
2. Any coach who mouthwashes another coach should be fine
3. Any team whose name is the same as alcoholic should be given two match bans
please include the above as part of the rules
Re: The FA Has Released New Rules Just To Save Chelsea From Relegation. by ninovandross(m): 10:06pm On Nov 01, 2015
Lmao, chelsea are where they are because of their wenger obsessed lunatic coach jose maureen aka cry baby
Re: The FA Has Released New Rules Just To Save Chelsea From Relegation. by Nobody: 10:13pm On Nov 01, 2015
sexysegggs:
England FA new rules: 1. Any big four who fail to win five matches out of eleven should be relegated
2. Any coach who mouthwashes another coach should be fine
3. Any team whose name is the same as alcoholic should be given two match bans
please include the above as part of the rules
Lol........funny u
Re: The FA Has Released New Rules Just To Save Chelsea From Relegation. by Nobody: 6:35am On Nov 02, 2015
ninovandross:
Lmao, chelsea are where they are because of their wenger obsessed lunatic coach jose maureen aka cry baby
Lol.....

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