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The FA Has Released New Rules Just To Save Chelsea From Relegation- (funny) by latino2swt(m): 3:48pm On Nov 08, 2015
The FA has released new rules just to save Chelsea from relegation.
See Rules Below:


1. Chelsea will be allowed to filed 13players during home games and 15 during away games.
2. If they win 2 consequtive corners kicks they will be awarded a penalty.
3. Any attempt on goal will be treated as a goal
4. If a Chelsea player is fouled, that’s a straight penalty regardless of their position on the pitch.
5. They will be allowed to make 13 Substitution.
6. They will be awarded 6 points for every match won. 4 points draw and 2 points if they loose
7. They will be allowed to field 2 or 3 goalkeepers at the same time.
8. Any attempts to tackle or mark Hazard will result in a penalty
9. Finally, Jose Mourinho will be allowed to Instruct the players inside the pitch as the match is ongoing.

Its just a joke oo.
Re: The FA Has Released New Rules Just To Save Chelsea From Relegation- (funny) by latino2swt(m): 3:49pm On Nov 08, 2015
Football
Re: The FA Has Released New Rules Just To Save Chelsea From Relegation- (funny) by HzRF(m): 3:54pm On Nov 08, 2015
Lol

Tiya nla ba gbeni sanle kekere asi gori eni
Re: The FA Has Released New Rules Just To Save Chelsea From Relegation- (funny) by ADENIKETINA2015(f): 4:12pm On Nov 08, 2015
lolzzzz Are u an Arsenal fan
Re: The FA Has Released New Rules Just To Save Chelsea From Relegation- (funny) by 4reala(m): 4:12pm On Nov 08, 2015
Laff wan comot my Shokoto grin, abeg where ar d blues fans, here is good news 4 u o grin grin
Re: The FA Has Released New Rules Just To Save Chelsea From Relegation- (funny) by latino2swt(m): 4:27pm On Nov 08, 2015
ADENIKETINA2015:
lolzzzz Are u an Arsenal fan
nope dude... GGMU

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