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Swear If You Have Never Done Any Of These Why Growing Up by NLban: 12:46pm On Apr 30, 2017
*OYA* *SWEAR* *SAY* *U* *NEVA* *DO* *ANY* *OF* *THIS*

1.- if you didn't kill earthworm with salt.

2.- if you didn't play rubber band.

3.- if you've never bath in the the rain.

4.- if nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1

5.- if you did not sleep on the couch and woke up on the bed.

6.- if you didn't throw your milk teeth on the roof for lizards to take it and give you new ones.

7.- if you didn't just wash your legs and hands
instead of bathing before going to school.

8.- if you didn't act film inside uncompleted
buildings or under d bed with friends.

9.- if you have never flew a kite.

10.- if you didn't use your two legs to build houses with sands.

11.- if you never wrote your name on a
paper and insert it into your pen so that no one will steal it.

12.- if you didn't close the fridge door really slowly and see when the light went off.

13.- if you never waved at white birds expecting your nails to be whiter.

14.- if you didn't hear of ghost that stays under
mango trees at night.

15.- if you never drove a single car tyre with stick and call it a car.

16.- if u never mix garri and sugar in ur pocket
and eat it while walking on the street.

17. if u never did mama n papa play e.g cooking leaf and sand without fire.

18.- if u didn't play table soccer with bottle
cover.

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You are free to add yours....

........then i guess ur childhood was not fun!....
Do you knw it is not jangilova epo motor? it is
JINGLE OVER
LIKE A MOTOR! i bet u don't knw. don't be shy. i
didn't knw either until i grew up.
....am sure 99.9% of nigeria Adult doesn't knw
dat nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually
"standard living
standard living"
i knw u are singing it now again, smiles...
***Confess u are guilty? hahahahaha! keep
sharing d fun and
laugh it off. ***%
Don't break dis chain share it to
all ur skul
n playing mate 2 remember dem of their
childhood memories...

Lalasticlala can you swear you never don any of these?

Re: Swear If You Have Never Done Any Of These Why Growing Up by ipobarecriminals: 1:01pm On Apr 30, 2017
Done all but I'm old now.Ur parents gave u bus fares to and from sch.U spend the money to chop,enter molue sidon,com stand up for one elderly people to lap u,sometimes no show.Com see how conductor go curse/abuse u.

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Re: Swear If You Have Never Done Any Of These Why Growing Up by psucc(m): 1:18pm On Apr 30, 2017
This is simply a collection of childhood memories.

We did 99% of it.

Those good days when quarrels arising from children's play between their parents we settled by verbal exchange rather than police.
Re: Swear If You Have Never Done Any Of These Why Growing Up by StarBukola(f): 1:52pm On Apr 30, 2017
I did almost everything
Re: Swear If You Have Never Done Any Of These Why Growing Up by Matrycx(m): 5:02pm On Apr 30, 2017
i did all bt dat number 14 na banana tree i hear abt. mehn dose tyms were full of fun
Re: Swear If You Have Never Done Any Of These Why Growing Up by brianluv: 9:23pm On Apr 30, 2017
back in d days when men were boys
Re: Swear If You Have Never Done Any Of These Why Growing Up by Kirgyakos(m): 7:44pm On May 02, 2017
Back then after the moonlight tales and everyone's about to return to their respective homes, some guy due to fear would ask you to escort them home......ah! Bros. If I escọrt u go who go escort me come back, abi u tink say i nor de fear ghost? Abeg kari speed run pass dat darkness ghost nor go fit kash u.

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