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Swear If You Have Never Done Any Of These Why Growing Up by NLban: 12:46pm On Apr 30, 2017 |
*OYA* *SWEAR* *SAY* *U* *NEVA* *DO* *ANY* *OF* *THIS* 1.- if you didn't kill earthworm with salt. 2.- if you didn't play rubber band. 3.- if you've never bath in the the rain. 4.- if nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1 5.- if you did not sleep on the couch and woke up on the bed. 6.- if you didn't throw your milk teeth on the roof for lizards to take it and give you new ones. 7.- if you didn't just wash your legs and hands instead of bathing before going to school. 8.- if you didn't act film inside uncompleted buildings or under d bed with friends. 9.- if you have never flew a kite. 10.- if you didn't use your two legs to build houses with sands. 11.- if you never wrote your name on a paper and insert it into your pen so that no one will steal it. 12.- if you didn't close the fridge door really slowly and see when the light went off. 13.- if you never waved at white birds expecting your nails to be whiter. 14.- if you didn't hear of ghost that stays under mango trees at night. 15.- if you never drove a single car tyre with stick and call it a car. 16.- if u never mix garri and sugar in ur pocket and eat it while walking on the street. 17. if u never did mama n papa play e.g cooking leaf and sand without fire. 18.- if u didn't play table soccer with bottle cover. #Copied without Source You are free to add yours.... ........then i guess ur childhood was not fun!.... Do you knw it is not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR! i bet u don't knw. don't be shy. i didn't knw either until i grew up. ....am sure 99.9% of nigeria Adult doesn't knw dat nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living" i knw u are singing it now again, smiles... ***Confess u are guilty? hahahahaha! keep sharing d fun and laugh it off. ***% Don't break dis chain share it to all ur skul n playing mate 2 remember dem of their childhood memories... Lalasticlala can you swear you never don any of these?
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Re: Swear If You Have Never Done Any Of These Why Growing Up by ipobarecriminals: 1:01pm On Apr 30, 2017 |
Done all but I'm old now.Ur parents gave u bus fares to and from sch.U spend the money to chop,enter molue sidon,com stand up for one elderly people to lap u,sometimes no show.Com see how conductor go curse/abuse u. 1 Like |
Re: Swear If You Have Never Done Any Of These Why Growing Up by psucc(m): 1:18pm On Apr 30, 2017 |
This is simply a collection of childhood memories. We did 99% of it. Those good days when quarrels arising from children's play between their parents we settled by verbal exchange rather than police. |
Re: Swear If You Have Never Done Any Of These Why Growing Up by StarBukola(f): 1:52pm On Apr 30, 2017 |
I did almost everything |
Re: Swear If You Have Never Done Any Of These Why Growing Up by Matrycx(m): 5:02pm On Apr 30, 2017 |
i did all bt dat number 14 na banana tree i hear abt. mehn dose tyms were full of fun |
Re: Swear If You Have Never Done Any Of These Why Growing Up by brianluv: 9:23pm On Apr 30, 2017 |
back in d days when men were boys |
Re: Swear If You Have Never Done Any Of These Why Growing Up by Kirgyakos(m): 7:44pm On May 02, 2017 |
Back then after the moonlight tales and everyone's about to return to their respective homes, some guy due to fear would ask you to escort them home......ah! Bros. If I escọrt u go who go escort me come back, abi u tink say i nor de fear ghost? Abeg kari speed run pass dat darkness ghost nor go fit kash u. |
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