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Bakari The House Boy by Labans(m): 7:44pm On May 11, 2009
Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having suspicions as for the quality of the wine, he decides to buy pastis (a French wine that changes colour if you add water).
Bakari as usual, takes a mouthful and add water to replace
what he drank. However, soon after he added water the pastis
became milky.
When the Boss came back and noticed it, he was sure he had
managed to nail Bakari as thief!!! At that same moment
Bakari realized he was in trouble and decided to go into the
kitchen.
The Boss told his wife that 'Mary, you will see today,he will be obliged to acknowledge'. So he calls Bakari. He shouted:
'Bakari!'.
Bakari answered: 'Yes, Boss'.
Boss: 'Who drank my pastis?'.
No answer.
The Boss reiterated his question: 'Who drank my wine?'
Still no answer.
Then the Boss went to fetch Bakari from the kitchen and says to him.
You insane or what? Why when I call you, you say yes
boss' but when I ask you a question you don't answer me?
Bakari retorted that “it is that boss, when you are in the kitchen there, you don't hear anything at all, except the name”.
Then to prove that Bakari lies, the Boss says to him:
”you stay beside Madam here, me I go in the kitchen, and
you ask me a question”.
Bakari accepted and the Boss went in the kitchen.
Bakari shouted: 'Boss'.
He answered: 'Yes, Bakari'.
Bakari continued: “Who goes in the maid bedroom when the Madam is not here”?
No answer.
Bakari shouted again:
'Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?'
No answer.
Bakari shouted again (third time): “Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant”?
The Boss returns from the kitchen running and says,
Bakari, it is true, you are right. When one is in the
kitchen, one does not hear anything, only the name!!
Re: Bakari The House Boy by Jeovy(m): 6:34am On May 12, 2009
Wow, deaf kitchen. good one
Re: Bakari The House Boy by krama(m): 8:44pm On May 12, 2009
Great! grin grin grin
Re: Bakari The House Boy by Ayankaa: 5:38am On May 13, 2009
Good one, keep it up.
Re: Bakari The House Boy by Lolabbey: 2:44pm On May 13, 2009
nice one . . . .d boss na good washer,dey wash madam cloth and maid cloth
Re: Bakari The House Boy by PeeJee(m): 2:54pm On May 13, 2009
labans u too much but na bakari too much passs, if i be the Oga I go tacticaly kick him out of the house he want spoil runs and for the wife na agbaya she suppose to decord wetin dey happen. cool
Re: Bakari The House Boy by Ben13: 2:58pm On May 13, 2009
Lol. madam and maid made the Boss deaf grin
Re: Bakari The House Boy by Lolabbey: 3:02pm On May 13, 2009
wink
Re: Bakari The House Boy by patkelly(f): 1:09pm On May 14, 2009
That bakare boy is one big crook ;
Labans:

Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having suspicions as for the quality of the wine, he decides to buy pastis (a French wine that changes colour if you add water).
Bakari as usual, takes a mouthful and add water to replace
what he drank. However, soon after he added water the pastis
became milky.
When the Boss came back and noticed it, he was sure he had
managed to nail Bakari as thief!!! At that same moment
Bakari realized he was in trouble and decided to go into the
kitchen.
The Boss told his wife that 'Mary, you will see today,he will be obliged to acknowledge'. So he calls Bakari. He shouted:
'Bakari!'.
Bakari answered: 'Yes, Boss'.
Boss: 'Who drank my pastis?'.
No answer.
The Boss reiterated his question: 'Who drank my wine?'
Still no answer.
Then the Boss went to fetch Bakari from the kitchen and says to him.
You insane or what? Why when I call you, you say yes
boss' but when I ask you a question you don't answer me?
Bakari retorted that “it is that boss, when you are in the kitchen there, you don't hear anything at all, except the name”.
Then to prove that Bakari lies, the Boss says to him:
”you stay beside Madam here, me I go in the kitchen, and
you ask me a question”.
Bakari accepted and the Boss went in the kitchen.
Bakari shouted: 'Boss'.
He answered: 'Yes, Bakari'.
Bakari continued: “Who goes in the maid bedroom when the Madam is not here”?
No answer.
Bakari shouted again:
'Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?'
No answer.
Bakari shouted again (third time): “Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant”?
The Boss returns from the kitchen running and says,
Bakari, it is true, you are right. When one is in the
kitchen, one does not hear anything, only the name!!


1 crazy turn deserves anoda
Re: Bakari The House Boy by Labans(m): 3:43pm On May 23, 2009
Ya rite! (patkelly)
Re: Bakari The House Boy by donsponky(m): 4:12pm On May 23, 2009
abaaaaa shocked
Re: Bakari The House Boy by Lolabbey: 12:01pm On May 25, 2009
brb
Re: Bakari The House Boy by Labans(m): 6:59pm On Jun 17, 2009
ok
Re: Bakari The House Boy by dani1luv: 7:06pm On Jun 17, 2009
ok
Re: Bakari The House Boy by clemcykul(f): 1:31pm On Jun 18, 2009
dani my son, please wash the plates b4 i return
Re: Bakari The House Boy by beycitee(m): 1:54pm On Jun 18, 2009
tight joke dude,keep it up
Re: Bakari The House Boy by Abbygyal(f): 7:54pm On Jun 19, 2009
cool joke
Re: Bakari The House Boy by clemcykul(f): 1:55pm On Jun 22, 2009
i prefer hot ones
Re: Bakari The House Boy by Abbygyal(f): 3:36pm On Jun 22, 2009
cook am na
Re: Bakari The House Boy by StudioCFR(m): 3:37pm On Jun 22, 2009
Joke, Stale sad
Re: Bakari The House Boy by clemcykul(f): 8:49am On Jun 25, 2009
my thoughts exactly
Re: Bakari The House Boy by sylve11: 9:26am On Jun 25, 2009
U too lie jaire cool
Re: Bakari The House Boy by clemcykul(f): 10:03am On Jun 25, 2009
am glad that u are aware
Re: Bakari The House Boy by mamagee3(f): 6:47pm On Jul 20, 2009
Nice one.
Re: Bakari The House Boy by Recoverd(f): 7:59pm On Jul 20, 2009
Hehehehehe
Re: Bakari The House Boy by clemcykul(f): 9:34am On Jul 21, 2009
why are u laffing at me?
Re: Bakari The House Boy by kodylicky(f): 3:52pm On Jul 21, 2009
cos u re cute

@ poster nice one keep it up
Re: Bakari The House Boy by clemcykul(f): 12:22pm On Jul 22, 2009
hmm tnks dearie
Re: Bakari The House Boy by blissieng(f): 12:25pm On Jul 22, 2009
:d :d :d :d

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