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Bakari The House Boy by Labans(m): 7:44pm On May 11, 2009 |
Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having suspicions as for the quality of the wine, he decides to buy pastis (a French wine that changes colour if you add water). Bakari as usual, takes a mouthful and add water to replace what he drank. However, soon after he added water the pastis became milky. When the Boss came back and noticed it, he was sure he had managed to nail Bakari as thief!!! At that same moment Bakari realized he was in trouble and decided to go into the kitchen. The Boss told his wife that 'Mary, you will see today,he will be obliged to acknowledge'. So he calls Bakari. He shouted: 'Bakari!'. Bakari answered: 'Yes, Boss'. Boss: 'Who drank my pastis?'. No answer. The Boss reiterated his question: 'Who drank my wine?' Still no answer. Then the Boss went to fetch Bakari from the kitchen and says to him. You insane or what? Why when I call you, you say yes boss' but when I ask you a question you don't answer me? Bakari retorted that “it is that boss, when you are in the kitchen there, you don't hear anything at all, except the name”. Then to prove that Bakari lies, the Boss says to him: ”you stay beside Madam here, me I go in the kitchen, and you ask me a question”. Bakari accepted and the Boss went in the kitchen. Bakari shouted: 'Boss'. He answered: 'Yes, Bakari'. Bakari continued: “Who goes in the maid bedroom when the Madam is not here”? No answer. Bakari shouted again: 'Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?' No answer. Bakari shouted again (third time): “Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant”? The Boss returns from the kitchen running and says, Bakari, it is true, you are right. When one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, only the name!! |
Re: Bakari The House Boy by Jeovy(m): 6:34am On May 12, 2009 |
Wow, deaf kitchen. good one |
Re: Bakari The House Boy by krama(m): 8:44pm On May 12, 2009 |
Great! |
Re: Bakari The House Boy by Ayankaa: 5:38am On May 13, 2009 |
Good one, keep it up. |
Re: Bakari The House Boy by Lolabbey: 2:44pm On May 13, 2009 |
nice one . . . .d boss na good washer,dey wash madam cloth and maid cloth |
Re: Bakari The House Boy by PeeJee(m): 2:54pm On May 13, 2009 |
labans u too much but na bakari too much passs, if i be the Oga I go tacticaly kick him out of the house he want spoil runs and for the wife na agbaya she suppose to decord wetin dey happen. |
Re: Bakari The House Boy by Ben13: 2:58pm On May 13, 2009 |
Lol. madam and maid made the Boss deaf |
Re: Bakari The House Boy by Lolabbey: 3:02pm On May 13, 2009 |
Re: Bakari The House Boy by patkelly(f): 1:09pm On May 14, 2009 |
That bakare boy is one big crook ; Labans:1 crazy turn deserves anoda |
Re: Bakari The House Boy by Labans(m): 3:43pm On May 23, 2009 |
Ya rite! (patkelly) |
Re: Bakari The House Boy by donsponky(m): 4:12pm On May 23, 2009 |
abaaaaa |
Re: Bakari The House Boy by Lolabbey: 12:01pm On May 25, 2009 |
brb |
Re: Bakari The House Boy by Labans(m): 6:59pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
ok |
Re: Bakari The House Boy by dani1luv: 7:06pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
ok |
Re: Bakari The House Boy by clemcykul(f): 1:31pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
dani my son, please wash the plates b4 i return |
Re: Bakari The House Boy by beycitee(m): 1:54pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
tight joke dude,keep it up |
Re: Bakari The House Boy by Abbygyal(f): 7:54pm On Jun 19, 2009 |
cool joke |
Re: Bakari The House Boy by clemcykul(f): 1:55pm On Jun 22, 2009 |
i prefer hot ones |
Re: Bakari The House Boy by Abbygyal(f): 3:36pm On Jun 22, 2009 |
cook am na |
Re: Bakari The House Boy by StudioCFR(m): 3:37pm On Jun 22, 2009 |
Joke, Stale |
Re: Bakari The House Boy by clemcykul(f): 8:49am On Jun 25, 2009 |
my thoughts exactly |
Re: Bakari The House Boy by sylve11: 9:26am On Jun 25, 2009 |
U too lie jaire |
Re: Bakari The House Boy by clemcykul(f): 10:03am On Jun 25, 2009 |
am glad that u are aware |
Re: Bakari The House Boy by mamagee3(f): 6:47pm On Jul 20, 2009 |
Nice one. |
Re: Bakari The House Boy by Recoverd(f): 7:59pm On Jul 20, 2009 |
Hehehehehe |
Re: Bakari The House Boy by clemcykul(f): 9:34am On Jul 21, 2009 |
why are u laffing at me? |
Re: Bakari The House Boy by kodylicky(f): 3:52pm On Jul 21, 2009 |
cos u re cute @ poster nice one keep it up |
Re: Bakari The House Boy by clemcykul(f): 12:22pm On Jul 22, 2009 |
hmm tnks dearie |
Re: Bakari The House Boy by blissieng(f): 12:25pm On Jul 22, 2009 |
:d :d :d :d |
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